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Shameel

I'm your idol!!

About Me

I ain't tryin' to brag, but I'm a ho magnet. I am from West Palm Beach, FL but I now live in Gainesville, FL. I am the funniest person you are ever going to meet. I like alot of different types of music, I have better clothes than you do. I am smarter than you, and better looking, ha! I go out almost every night of the week, and have a good time doing it. My AIM is: Koya007. I am really starting to hit the gym hard, so if any of you ladies dont have a washer & dryer, in about 8 weeks you can come over and wash your panties on my abs.

My Interests

Naked Jenga, Jager, Southern Comfort, Sushi, Saki Bombs (they are the shit), basketball, working out, PTI, Around the Horn, Da Ali G Show, Curb Your Enthusiasim, Sacramento Kings, Custo Barcelona, Hanging out with friends, My Cologne collection (I smell so much better than you), Being in VIP, Dave Chapelle, Strippers, Writing, Chainsaws.... I like the way the cut through things......, turn tables, good music, etc.....

I'd like to meet:

I am willing to meet mostly anyone... mostly. I want to meet more alcoholics, girls with fake titties (not too big though, nothing bigger than a d-cup), guys who can go out to bars or clubs and they actually talk to girls, not just stand there with their dicks in their hand, girls who smell really good, girls who can tell the difference between house, techno and trance, people who can function on 2 hours of sleep, people who like to eat mushrooms (not the kind you cook for dinner).People I dont want to meet are: people who wear all black, people who dont work and then complain about how hard their lives are, people who's friends change like the wind, really fat people, lazy people, sponges, people with no goals in life, tough guys (like you NY cheeseballs, who think your Mafiaoso), people who wear trucker hats, etc, etc, etc....

Music:

Necro, MF DOOM, J-Zone, Outkast, The Alkaholiks, Company Flow, Audioslave, QOTSA, Jurassic 5, Jamiroquai, Curtis Mayfield, The Executioners, J-Live, Kool Kieth, The Postal Service, Gang Starr, The Roots, Analog Brothers, Gargamel, Scaramanga, Ill Bill, Gortex, Coldplay, Mos Def, Prince Paul, Mike Zoot, Rasco, lil' Wayne, Slim Thug, Jim Jones, Michael Jackson, The Eagles, Third Sight, Derelect Camp, Group Home, DCFC, The Faint, Fischer Spooner, Lady Tron, Little Brother, anything by 9th wonder, MURS, Maxwell, Styles of Beyond, Black Star, De La Soul, Danger Mouse, Lupe Fiasco .....

Movies:

Irreversible, Spun, Old School, Dirty Work, Scarface, Drunken Master, Rocco Invades Prague 4, Max Hardcore's Anal Intruders, Salton Sea, Chopper, Swingers, Donnie Darko, The Pianist, Pulp Fiction, Cheech & Chong: The Corsician Brothers, Enter the Dragon, Casino, City of God, 21 Grams, Duplex, Starsky & Hutch, MADE.....

Television:

OZ, Seinfeld, South Park, The Chapelle Show, PTI, Around the Horn, NBA League Pass, Monster House, Boy meets Grill....

Books:

American Psycho, Less Than Zero, New York-London-Bombay, Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot, anything by Bill Mahr, Hagakure: A Warriors Guide, Rules of Attraction

My Blog

How to fool old, rich, hot, women.

Me and my buddy went to Tampa the past weekend and banged out some MILFS.  Here is a blueprint on how to do it.  But first let me tell you how the night started.  We started club h...
Posted by Just a nigga who loves titties on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 09:56:00 PST

The coolest b-day party ever

So my b-day is on Tuesday and since nothing goes on on Tuesdays we decided to go out on friday to celebrate. What a cool night. It starts off by my old roommate and my friend Rob, who drove up here ...
Posted by Just a nigga who loves titties on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I went to Jupiter

No kidding. I went to Jupiter this weekend, Jupiter Florida that is. I went to my friend Jason's house in Jupiter and had so much fun. It started as soon as we got there. His dad picked us up in his b...
Posted by Just a nigga who loves titties on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gainesville green or Gainesville pink.... one of the two is foul as fuck.

So I am at this club on saturday, I wont mention which club cause I dont want anyone to get in trouble. And its ok, its really packed. There is a group of girls in there and they are going around ask...
Posted by Just a nigga who loves titties on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST