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Duyen

One day at a time...just like the drunks.

About Me

First off, I'm actually really not as bitchy as most people would say. Now that that's outta the way, at this moment, I'm so totally bent on going to med school even though needles make me wanna barf. I'm a sucker for anything heavy metal, it's what tucks me in at night, no really, it's that awesome. I love randomness--my life centers on that. I like taking long drives even though I usually start falling asleep after an hour...hey, it's relaxing. I'm addicted to speeding...even after running into a forest. Equestrian and tennis are among my fave sports. I've been a health nut lately...getting up at the asscrack of dawn to run 3 miles and such. I'd like to jump off a bridge one day...with a bungee cord '; return true;" .."window.status=''; return true;"bungee cord , of course. I think the Burger King guy is CREEPY beyond reason. The only thing better than buying out a BCBG boutique AND Saks AND eating a 10-lb. Cheesecake Factory Godiva cheesecake without any consequences is a cute, dorky guy. What can I say? I'm a sucker for dorks. And yes, that IS my real name...hey, I have Asians for parents.
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My Interests

Volunteering, shopping, road-tripping, not being fat, parrots, speeding, sexy dorky boys, the gym, actively "campaigning" against soberness, anything pre-med, GMU B-ball (GO PATRIOTS!!!), and ya know, just the usual sex, drugs and rock-n-roll...well minus the drugs...and well, I've got a snowball's chance in hell of getting the first one...SO...

I'd like to meet:

I'm a people person...no really, I am so I'm all for meeting just about anyone...well minus the sketchy people. Not looking for anyone to ameliorate my singleness right now but for future reference, I want a quasi-genius, not-fat, not-poor, physicist/architect, semi-alcoholic, college-boy with musical abilities (drums or guitar only, please). Hey, I like what I like...well, that's for future references...like when i get dumped again which i'm sure will happen eventually, with MY luck...sooo...there, i changed my relationship status. happy? bitches...yall can suck on my balls if i had any.

Music:

Anything goes with me...well, anything except for country. Among my absolute faves are AVENGED SEVENFOLD (I'd so do them), Jimmy Eat World, Panic! At the Disco, Dashboard Confessional, Hawthorne Heights, Goldfrapp, Fall Out Boy, Orgy, Linkin Park, Rammstein, Bullet for My Valentine, She Wants Revenge, AFI, All-American Rejects...and so much more!!!

Books:

Yes, I can read.

My Blog

doooyen....

SO that Panic! At the Disco show was FUCKING AWESOME!!! Talk about an eargasm! I wanna thank Phillip for makin' it happen, dude, you're awesome, you know that? THANK YOU!!! So, this weekend turned out...
Posted by Duyen on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:26:00 PST

good ol' lord's day

So i was checking my ass out in one of the cabinet mirrors in the annex of our church and I turn around to see who else but nick adam's mom at the bake sale table. outta nowhere, she asks me if i was ...
Posted by Duyen on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 09:06:00 PST

O...M...G

So I came across that Three 6 Mafia song today where they're all like 'sippin' on some sizzurp' and i was appalled and pissed to the extent that i went home and googled 'sizzurp.' Turns out, it's...
Posted by Duyen on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 07:21:00 PST

Bonne Anniversaire!!!!

Today, June 4th, 2006, is my little baby Malinki's birthday! Yes, my little black boy's turning 1! 12007 miles later, three near accidents, and hitting an ATM, he's still my baby boy....I love you swe...
Posted by Duyen on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 10:17:00 PST

what it is bitch, what's up? can a playa get up in dem guts?

Today's the one year anniversary of me crashing and thus killing Sporky. Sad. I'll drink to that. In fact, I HAVE drunken to that. Quite well too. Aristocrat is SHIT but when you mix it with everythin...
Posted by Duyen on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:05:00 PST

ugh. f-ing ugh.

the subject line of an e-mail i received today says it all: "Well, please just go ahead and shoot me quickly then..." It's official. I hate my life. So ok, it's not as bad as a famine epidemic, being ...
Posted by Duyen on Mon, 22 May 2006 10:02:00 PST

ahem...

i think i forgot a #16 to my list of resolutions so here goes 16) NO, abso-fucking-lutely NO, i repeat NO, keinen, NON, NON, NON, PAS DES SOLDATS!!!! Ok, j'espère qu'il ne parle pas français.... Seri...
Posted by Duyen on Fri, 19 May 2006 12:17:00 PST

resolutions

This week is simply going by too f-ing slowly. I'm so friggin' bored i can blow my brains out right now (with a gun of course, b/c 1) i'm not a guy [...] and 2) i'm not a human pretzel). So in between...
Posted by Duyen on Fri, 19 May 2006 08:01:00 PST

ja...

cat and cutler look so cute together. so do julie and nate. and rubaab and rohan. i can go on forever naming off all these couples but the point is: it's time for Duyen to have someone too. ...
Posted by Duyen on Tue, 16 May 2006 10:46:00 PST

umm...okay...

so this weekend turned out far better than expected. lexington was okay. didn't really get to hang out with everyone b/c they were all off doing their own things or with their respective men. eh under...
Posted by Duyen on Mon, 15 May 2006 08:42:00 PST