My new years resolutions:
Work out more = eat more chocolate cake
Play more video games = sicker skills + pwnd noobz
Drink less = less hangovers, sweet liver
See more of the world = add to my collection of photos
Buy more shoes = lets party
Expand my brain = books, music, novels
Burn all my cosmopolitan magazines = increased intelligence
Interior crocodile aligator = better interior decorations of my chevrolet in movie theatres.
my Shiet.
