It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
A Brain, an Athlete, a Basket Case, a Princess, and a Criminal
If I knew I was going to die at a specific moment in the future, it would be nice to be able to pick what song I was listening to.
The key to mostly anything is pretending your first time isn't.
The true purpose of a house: to keep the television out of the weather. The purpose of the television: to bring the outdoors in for safe viewing.
You can lose a lot of money chasing women, but you’ll never lose any women chasing money.
A gun is one of the few things in the world that if you need one, nothing else will do. If you need one and don't have one you will probably never need one again.