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About Me

CURRENT MOON lunar phaseMe? Hmmm....well since you asked. I'm very smart, very funny, and..... how do I put this....weird? Yeah, ok ,weird will do till something better comes along... Unique? Interesting? Goofy? Eccentric? You decide. I love my dog(and my cats too), travel, adventure, exotic food, music, I like big books (and I cannnot lie), museums are cool, I like art, I root for underdogs, I'm a closet revolutionary. I am very afraid of mice. I love the ocean but don't care for sand. I don't show up on film. I am well informed, well read, over educated, cynical, sarcastic, I scoff at the protestant work ethic ( Feh! Protestant work ethic! Take that), but I am a hard worker...unless I don't feel like it or it's just tooo faaar! I dislike most rules and would probably make a fine pirate or outlaw, and would be willing to apply for a position as such if I only knew where to do so.(Feel free to enlighten me if you know where.) My favorite color is paisley...or possibly cobalt blue. I enjoy a good cheese. I'm a highly social semi-loner.... which is probably one of those phrases that only make sense to me, thus explaining my "loner" status. (If more people understood what the hell I was on about all the time then I'd have far more friends.)

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Beatles - A Hard Day's Night - in Yiddish

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Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:40:00 GMT

In which I discover " The Answer"

Ok, so....let me start by fully admitting that I am, in fact, hammered....let's make that EXCEPTIONALLY hammered!! Indeed...I am.....and, in the face of this fact, I will now state the ul...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:39:00 GMT

In Which I Have an Identity Crisis

Ok, so I have this problem...I don't know who the hell I am! I mean I know I'm Kit and whatnot...but ...just...Ok, here's what happened : I tried on a pair of size 10 jeans and...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 19:55:00 GMT

In Which the Government KeepsMe on Hold

Ok, so I dutifully sent in my tax return on April 14th, because I'm nice like that, and time had passed and passed and I'd checked and checked to see where my refund might be....today I go to th...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 11:50:00 GMT

In Which I Delve Into Automotive Maintence

Ok, so yesterday I got myself some windshield wiper blades, as that narrow escape from Bambi and his thuggish gang of wayward deer was ( I"m reasonably sure) due in part to my inability to see so...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 17:19:00 GMT

In which I go see X and have a very good time indeed...considering

Ok, so yesterday I slapped on make up ( oh yes, I really did!) and donned girlie rock wear...slinky top, exposed bras straps ( on like purpose)...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 08:20:00 GMT

Wall variations

Ok, so I have no clue where I read this, probably a bumper sticker since it's rather cheesy, but: " People put up walls to see if anyone cares enough to knock them d...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 19:09:00 GMT

In which I’m a self-indulgent crybaby

Ok, so I get home from ever so lovely weekend at Ma's...it's cold in the house, the light I left on is burned out...as am I. I adore my Ma . I'm exceedingly ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 18:59:00 GMT

Hmmmm My very own brand new conspiracy theory!

Ok, so today is the birthday of Pope Innocent X. Try not to get him confused with Malcom X , even though the similarities are striking! For example: "The French parliament de...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 18:34:00 GMT

Chapter 42: In which our heroine wakes up too early

So, at 6 am I was jolted awake by the quasi-melodious sound of Mucous Gravy's " We Regret This Inconvenience".... because I left it in the computer, because the vo...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 05:03:00 GMT