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About Me

Full Name: Nicholas James Merry
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Brown
Have tattoos?: No
Have piercings?: No
Have a BF GF? No
Own a thong? : No
Wear perfume?: Only the scent of my own awesomeness
HAVE YOU EVER...
Missed school because it was raining: Is that an actual fucking question?
Put a body part on fire for amusement: See above.
Been hurt emotionally: It's being studied by the psychological departments of numerous universities.
Ever thought an animated character was hot?: Optimus Prime
FAVORITE
Fav Color: Probably Gray
Day/Night: Night
Summer/Winter: Winter
Lace or Satin: There's a difference?
Cartoon Character: Optimus Prime
Fave Food: Your mother.
Fave Advertisement: Snakes on a plane whenever they start airing that on TV.
Fave Drink: Nestea.
Breakfast Food: Pancakes.
ice Cream: Ice cream is for the weak.
Fave sport: Various scottish sports.
RIGHT NOW
Wearing: Jeans.
Eating: Nothing.
Drinking: Nothing.
Thinkin about: Jeans.
IN THE LAST 24 HRS...
Cried: Only thing I've done.
Worn jeans: No.
Met someone New online: I've no interest in speaking to 43 year old pedophiles.
Done laundry: Funny you should ask.
Drove a car: Truck.
Talked on the phone: Nope.
Kissed someone: Nope.
Said "I love you": Only to myself.
Picked a wedgie?: Probably sub-conciously.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
Yourself: Is that an actual fucking question?
Your friends: I believe they'll do something that will end up kill me, but at least they'd get a good laugh out of it after the fact.
Santa Claus: He's alive, just aren't any kids worth giving presents to anymore.
Tooth Fairy: Kids teeth now are too rotted away from soda to be worth anything now, I've heard she's doing softcore porn or something now.
Angels: They probably exist, but want nothing to do with us.
Ghosts: In people's heads, yes.
UFO' s : How could you not? Look at how big the fucking universe is. No, there's not a god damned thing here besides us.
God: See angels.
love at first sight?: Haha, fuck no.
FRIENDS AND LIFE...
Do you ever wish you had another name?: When I was 8 and in elementary yes, but I've made peace with it since.
Do you like anyone?: Like? Or like like?
Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: I hope none of them do.
Who have you known the longest of your friends: I think I met aaron in fourth grade. Also where I got my helmet.
Who's the loudest: Sakk.
Are you close to any family members?: My parents don't understand me... /wrists
Who's the weirdest?: friends or family? Friends I spose.
Who do you hang out with the most?: Friends.
Finish each sentence:
Let's walk on the: Ground. We kind of have to because of that whole gravity thing.
Let's run through: Walls or some crazy shit like that.
Let's look at the: Tranny porn on the internet.
What a nice: Gesture?
Where did all the: Stormtroopers go after the second Death Star was destroyed?
When will they: Make a fucking hover car?
Why can't you: Do.... something?
Silly, little: Bitch, donchu know who da fuck I am?
Show me some: Cold shoulder.
The sky: Between the ground and space.
Tell me: A place I can get a job.
Hide me: What?
Love me: What?
I hate your stupid: Face.
My mom thinks you're: Kind of cute.
She's not: Hot shit in a champagne glass, she's hot diarreah in a dixie cup.
Are you that: One girl that sucked a golf ball through a garden hose?
WHICH IS BETTER...
Coke or Pepsi: Coke.
Sprite or 7UP: Sprite.
Scruff or Clean shaved: Clean shaved I guess.
Blondes or Brunets: The forgotten hair type, black.
Tall or Short: Short I guess.
Pants or Shorts: Pants.
Night or Day: Night.
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX...
What do you notice first: The irrationality.
Last person you slow danced with: Someone in junior high probably.
Worst Question To Ask: Anything related to them, or anything that could be twisted to the point of relating to them. So pretty much anything.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

SWM seeks intelligent SWF for pointless sexual relationship. I'm bitter, jaded, and hate the outdoors, but don't let that stop you since I won't value your opinion anyway. Call me, and save the money you would have spent on dinner and a movie.

My Blog

Girly Moments Suck

I broke a nail today.A fucking nail.AOEINGPAWIVNWQEV&*AGVB UNR)Q(N @)*( @(*FN!)*(OCP(* CNIQSAMIO:!
Posted by Nick the Monotonous on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:39:00 PST

Dodging bullets and other amazing feats

For those that haven't heard, no more drinking at the apartment. Got a formal noise/vomit complaint from the front office, so if we fuck up again, we're gone. I'm not really angry at all, because fort...
Posted by Nick the Monotonous on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 02:29:00 PST

What the queers are doing to the soil

So Guam was pretty cool.Had the whole tropical island thing going for it, beaches and palm trees and shit. But if I had to pick one word for the place, it would probably be sticky. Christ that place i...
Posted by Nick the Monotonous on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:32:00 PST

It's been a good day....

You hear that? Mmmmm....
Posted by Nick the Monotonous on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:23:00 PST

Know this

So I've been kind of a douchebag lately.To explain why, it's probably best to start from the beginning. I think a lot of the problem stems from the fact that this place got a "The" designator, followi...
Posted by Nick the Monotonous on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:35:00 PST

I shaved my pubes today

That is all.
Posted by Nick the Monotonous on Fri, 12 May 2006 11:16:00 PST

A little introspection

Looks like everyone in high school was right after all. After taking a HIGHLY scientific personality test, it appears that I am indeed emotionally dead if not soulless. Kudos to me. Advanced Glob...
Posted by Nick the Monotonous on Fri, 05 May 2006 08:32:00 PST

Communism: It's a Party

So I've decided to start writing in this thing a year after I've made it. In most cases I'd be far too lazy to even consider picking this crap up again, but, like most of my generat...
Posted by Nick the Monotonous on Tue, 02 May 2006 09:17:00 PST

Hola

Well, first blog. Stuff doesn't seem to be updating right now, so I'll look at it tomorrow. Just so you know, I'll be talking about my deep inner pain. Good day to you.
Posted by Nick the Monotonous on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST