John McCain’s chances. |
If a Kryptonite meteor lands on Obama, then McCain MIGHT have an outside chance of getting elected president. MAYBE.
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:15:00 GMT |
Elvis sleeps well tonight |
(or, if a flea jumps halfway to the wall. over and over, does he ever get to it?)I spent 6 days in Vegas. I went out for a wedding last week and stayed at the Monte Carlo. I still have no idea what to...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 22:06:00 GMT |
Input from the peanut gallery. (or, how to think like an idiot without even thinking.) |
Atlanta NAACP Chapter President R.L. White, "I don't support dog fighting and I consider it as bad as hunting." Really White? They're pretty much the same thing then? So would you rather we hunt you d...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 21:42:00 GMT |
no.2 best seller (or I see the cars lined up on the highway. I see cellophane stretched out to |
This sandwich will be built upside down.Grab the top half of a split roll. Tear out a small handfull. In the hole you just created place cole slaw. Take a handfull of half cooked french fries and plac...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 22:21:00 GMT |
The Sandwich we can only Hope for. (or What can You create on such short notice?) |
So here it is. A pure stroke of genius.Toasted multigrain bread- pesto- relish- horseradish- sweet peppers- banana peppers- chip sliced pickles- bacon- 1 slice of pepperjack cheese- 5 slices of corned...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 22:20:00 GMT |
A smile . . .& a recipe . . . |
relives a heart that grieves. remember what I've said. (mick jagger)BRILLIANT! Best sandwich ever! PBL&T! Peanutbutter, bacon, lettuce and tomato on white tOAST! (sorry caps lock left on) Masterfully ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 23:16:00 GMT |
Worst Haircut Ever pt. 2 |
I'm not so upset now about the fat girl shouting at me yesterday while I was getting my hair cut. It was still rude and unprofessional but not something to get too worked up about. Still, it was the w...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:36:00 GMT |
Worst Haircut Ever |
Today I had the worst haircut experience ever. Maybe the title is a misnomer, it remains to be seen whether it is the worst looking haircuts ever. I'm tyring to be more positive about things but this ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:35:00 GMT |
1-2 we hope that you choke |
this is ¡HEY! . . . . .¡HEY! is non-fiction. If it seems real to you then go to bed. swimming under a boat.I see the boat and feel it's hull. The hull below the water floats and makes the boat float. ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:34:00 GMT |
Couldn't make this up |
There's this pathetic soul who comes into the kick I work at and drinks himself into a stupid stupor every night I'm there. This fool asks me to give him a ride to a nudie bar on Sat. I oblige him and...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 21:24:00 GMT |
