I was born on a Bright sunny day. I came rushing in weighing 6 lbs. 8 oz. and boy was I a looker. (Dear God what happened). I played both inside and outside as a child. My current hobbies include twitching, jumping, chewing on pens, and collecting pig feces that look like celebrities. I play in a band called the tourettes, we don't get a lot of gigs,Shit. I hope to have at least four cars on blocks when I get my own place. My lifelong goal is to be a mountain man and stay secluded from the outside world until I emerge as Buddhist Monk, then only renounce my religion because it's bullshit. I hope to then work at the Post Office where I will become very disgruntled. I will then marry a 14 year old British Prostitute. she will eventually piss me off so I will then marry aRussian Mail order Bride. I want two kids, a munchkin, and a keebler elf. I'm not too picky so if I have to compromise, my kids can be dwarves, as long as I have something to make fun of.
