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J.Russ

I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

About Me

Wordddd. Ok well I'm pretty honest, a little unusual, loyal, caring, constantly dreaming, sometimes crazy, and laughing often. I'm ready to get out of Rockland and live on my own. My sister is my best friend. I miss her more and more everyday. My brother can make me laugh more than anyone else. I can't get enough of my bests. They're my life. I have the greatest cousins in the whole world. I want to run a daycare someday. I live in wifebeaters, skinny jeans, and sneakers. I love me some baseball and some football. Say it with me...optimisim I loveeee tattoos. Favorite foods are mashed potatoes, goldfish, bobos, munchies, and hamburger helper. I love driving my explorer Dora. I'm boy crazy. I think fall is the best time of the year. Trailers are for cool kids. Shopping is definitely my guilty pleasure. If I don't watch Live with Regis and Kelly in the morning, my day just feels incomplete. Halloween is my favorite holiday. I know it's horrible but I really enjoy being lazy. To me, Johnny Depp, perfect man. Before I die I want to go to Europe, learn how to skateboard, and how to play the paino. I have a fish named Confuggles Baby McBones. I'm a wino. Flying is by far my biggest fear though butterflies do scare me a lot. If I ask to crack your knuckles don't judge me. Lemon Snapples, Schweepes Gingerale, french vanilla coffee, Bud Select. Nothing is better than dancing in my kitchen. Bars = really really fun. I hate talking on the phone. I'm a text message whore. French fries with hot sauce are the shit! I live for the weekends and party with just about the coolest people ever. I like the color green and elephants. Watching movies is my favorite thing to do. That's about it...peace suckas!WEBSHOTS

My Interests



Movies:

The Wizard of Oz Mean Girls Empire Records Forrest Gump White Oleandor Big Remember the Titans Ferris Bueller's Day Off The Goonies Stand by Me The Sandlot Chipmunk Adventure Hook Fast Times at Ridgemont High Newsies Orange County Pretty in Pink A Goofy Movie Now and Then Happy Gilmore Back to the Future