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Jon Footpenis

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About Me

What's up name's Kircher, Kirch, Kirchie, Kirchytits, or whatever you can turn my last name into. Joined the army can't wait to be a civilian again. I love and miss the beach, I pretty much grew up on it. I have an awesome family that I would die for no matter how slow or painful. I'm only friends with the most awesome people because we've created memories that I wouldn't trade the world for. I hate bitches, assholes, and faget ass pop collared pink polo shirt wearing pussies that drive around in their brand new lexus that mommy and daddy bought for them. I'm a crazy ass and I'll do whatever I can to make the people I love laugh. I like to drink and play any game related to drinking. I'm an all around fun ass dude and I love lamp.
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My Interests

I enjoy movies, playing pool, bowling, insane concerts, video games, surfing, body boarding, kayaking, skim boarding, going out and getting wrecked, hittin up the bw, six flags, chillin wit my friends because they're all the best motherfuckin people you'll ever meet, would love to travel, crabbing, just sittin on the beach to think, and meeting girls who don't fuckin suck.
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I don't really fuckin care who I meet I'm the happiest I've ever been, so anyone who wants to join me on this ride, just be prepared to get really fucked up all the time!!

Music:

I like Slipknot, Dope, Korn, Disturbed, Hed PE, Mudvayne, Less than Jake, sometimes Lil Jon, DMX, Luda Luda, System of a Down, a little bit of Snoop a Loop, Soilwork, Metallica, Godsmack, Avenged Sevenfold, Slayer, Diecast, As I Lay Dying, Tom Petty, 36 Crazyfists, Iced Earth, Skindred, Queen, Genesis, In Flames, Sublime, Arch Enemy, and maybe a little Afternoon Delight as well as many others, but probably my most favorite piece of music of all time, and I think a great deal of people would agree with me, would have to be the Ghostbusters theme song. I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin but I think Ray Parker Jr. has a nice ass!!

Movies:

Mainly comedies, Orgazmo, Don't be a Menace to South Central while Drinking your Juice in the Hood, Spaceballs, The South Park Movie, Half Baked, and others. There also a list of movies that should be completely wiped off the face of the earth and they include, The Wedding Planner, Glitter, Dances with Wolves, or basically anything with Jennifer Lopez or Kevin Costner. Yeah they should have their throats slit with a rusty blade and should be buried alive together but, that's just my opinion.

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Robot Chicken, The Simpsons. In my opinion all reality shows are a waste of time and money and every single one should be cancelled to make room for better shows, or maybe the people who come up with these shows could just do us all a favor and stop thinking for a while.

Books:

I believe books was an old old wooden ship used during the Civil War era. No that's not what it means, I was just trying to impress you. To be honest I don't think anyone knows what it means, scholars believe that the translation was lost years ago.

Heroes:

My parents for putting up with the massive amount of shit that I put them through.

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Experiments performed by trained professionals Brian Kircher,   Chris(tobel) Jankowski, Phillip Mazzetta and Michael Tucchiarone!! Vodka, So Co, and Amp energy drink So Co, Strawberry Gatora...
Posted by Jon Footpenis on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 06:14:00 PST

ATTENTION TO ANYONE WHO LOVES ALCOHOL.......

You Know You Drink Too Much When... Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. When you go to donate blood and they ask what ...
Posted by Jon Footpenis on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 10:54:00 PST

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Birds cause they shit on everything 16 yr. old girls who look 20 Metrosexual guidos driving around in the BMW mommy and daddy bought them Will and Grace Anything with J-Lo in it People who don't fini...
Posted by Jon Footpenis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST