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About Me

A free spirited, family oriented group with solid moral character. Weâ€™re avid table side tippers who pride ourselves on the truth and knowing when to stretch it. Our Champagne and caviar tastes and pork and bean standards keep us connected to the vast majority. Running amuk, crossing the line, showing blatant disregard, tasting the forbidden fruit, kissing and telling, a little dope, a lot of love, paying in cash, sipping P.J. and shooting Patron.
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My Interests

Shooting shotguns from helicopters, gambling, airboat rides, and alligator wrestling. When not working I like not to get arrested for stealing, wearing my mistresses panties, attending photo shoots, eating, and buying mirrors CHECK OUT MIAMI'S NEW ON-LINE MAGAZINE AT SPANNK.COM !

I'd like to meet:

Cecil Collins, Brother Kevin, Forrest Whitaker, Jason Bateman, Patrick Healy. Clarence Beaks, the two drunks"Yeah" from Trading Places, Captain Insaneo, Pinky, Tattoo From Fantasy Island, The guy who invented The Rabbit, Ricky Slate, Montel Williams, Inspector Clouseau, Tony Manero, George W. Bush in the college years, Cousin Eddie, Stifflerâ€™s mom, Dom De Louise, Johnny Depp, Hunter S. Thompson, Jean-Michelle Basquiat 1982, and your mom

Music:

classical, instrumental, and 97.3. Eddie Murphy, John Seccada

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, BUENA VISTA SOCIAL CLUB, Sling Blade, Made, Trading Places, ANYTHING WITH CHRISTOPHER WALKEN AND JOHNNY DEPP... AND JANINE LANDIMULLER

Television:

DIDN'T PAY MY CABLE THIS MONTH, BUT WHEN I GO TO MY COUSINS I TEND TO WATCH ENTOURAGE AND THE BIOGRAPHY CHANNEL

Books:

POP UP BOOKS, ROMANTIC THRILLERS, AND DANIELLE STEELE BEFORE SHE SOLD OUT

Heroes:

MARY MAGDALANE, HEIDY FLEISS, JUICY ON 184TH ST., THE GIRLS ON THE TRACK ON COLLINS, AND LAURA BUSH Crocodile Dundee, Ted Striker, Eddie â€œThe Eagleâ€ Belfor, Jack Tripper, Help Me Howard, Montel Williams, The mop guy at the Adult Bookstore.