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About Me

my name is crystal holmes. some people call me patron beacause that is my drink of choice, but i will drink on some greygoose to. I am origanally from patterson nj and i have been in atlanta for a long while. i am the proud, very proud parent of a beautiful nine year old. I work as hard as i play. I am a verys happy person so if you have major issues, i am not the one you want to kick it with. I can only solve my own problems. not to say i am not a good friend i just don't do sob stories. pick your grown ass head up and keep it moving, shit it could be a lot worse.
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(a metaphoric picture) this is me running away from the evil world to a place where there are no worries , no mean people, just happiness and clear skies
@~~ME~~@:
Name: crsytal markia holmes
Birthdate: may ninth nineteen eighty
Location: paterson born , atlanta grown
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: jet black
Height: five six
Weight: 130 and loving it
Piercings: been there done that
Tatoos: ten
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: single as hell
Overused Phraze: i just look like this
Best physical feature: my hair and booty
@~~Favorites~~@
Food: onion rings
Candy: push pop
Number: seven
Color: greeen
Animal: my shit zu Marley
Drink: welch's white grape peach
Alcoholic Drink: patron patron patron
Letter: w
Music: everything as long as i can move to it
Band: maroon five
Song: i got it made by special ed oh yeah that old skool baby
Actress: charlize theron for acting stacey dash for beauty
Actor: denzel what more can i say
Movie: annie; it is a hard knock life for me too
TV Channel: mtv
TV Show: reality show junkie
Stores: bcbg, guess, nordstorm, overstock.com, amazon.com, all of them
Hang out Spot: atlantic station, strip clubs, antwan's house
@~~ Your~~@
Bedtime: whenever
Most Missed Memory: double dutch with my girls in new jersey these country bitches can't hang sorry but it is true
First thought waking up: thank you jesus i love you
Best friend: my son marquis
Weakness: great orgasms
Fears: none ,i just look like this
Longest relationship: 4 years
@~~Have You~~@
Ever Drank: hell yeah i did not start till 21 though
Ever Smoked: bubble kush all day baby
Pot: stoned like them white boys (outkast)
Ever been drunk: too many times i got it under control now ladylike
Ever been beatin up: once by some punk ass niggas
Ever beaten someone up: yup
Ever skinny dipped: once
Ever kissed opposire sex: yeah
Ever kissed opposire same sex: yeah
@~~Random~~@
What country do you want to visit: italy
Do you like thunderstorms: yes when i am with a sexy man
Get along with parents: hell yeah we are cool as hell
Health freak: sometimes
Believe in yourself: too much
Want to go to college: yeah i wanna finish college
Do you smoke: dro purp kush who got that green
Do you drink: patron by the shot i need salt and lime
Shower daily: yes
Been in love: yes
Do you sing: in the shower
Want to get married: sometimes but i am cool
Do you want children: i have one and we are straight
Hate anyone: no, people hate me though but i still smile at 'em
What kinda of car do you drive: honda civic
Do you like it or them: what?
Do you like motorcyles or 4 wheelers: motorcycle chick let's ride
Do you own one: no
What do you do for fun: do to strip clubs, go shopping, go out to eat i love food
Have any pets: marley but i don't think he is a pet
What are your goals in life: to stay happy and healthy and alive what are yours?
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pharell and beyonce these are my favorite artist. beyone is the most beautiful woman and i do not mean the outside i think she is very sincere and honest i would give anything to meet her. And pharell well hell the name speaks for itself that nigga is (for real) and i am not a groupie at all but he could get anywhere anyplace.Get Your Own! | View Slideshow..
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help neede

okay people i know that my page is old , but i finally got a laptop. so if u wanna be helpful send me some hints on how to paste pics and all that 2007 shit ! thanx holla at ya girl
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:26:00 GMT

happiness

don't worry be happy everybody wants to complain about this complain about that pick your head up and please keep it moving it could be a lot worse.  All you people complaing you ain't got no car...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:32:00 GMT

men

why are men so intimadated when it comes to approaching a nice looking young.  I really can't stand when you know a guy is interested in you and his mind goes completly blank when he opens his mo...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:55:00 GMT