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Hmmm you want to know about me...honestly...but the details of my life are quite inconsequential? why....oh..if you insist??.........Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self- improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical.Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At theage of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my ...........at the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there......... oh, Ok but seriously now....I am simply Todd Benschneider, a 4th generation German farm boy from Payne, Ohio... as you can see I am an enthusiastic snapshot photographer. I am General Motors auto mechanic and part time business school student.I relocated to Tampa from Fort Wayne, Indiana with my girlfriend Stephanee Heitkamp in February of 2008: in pursuit of year-round sunshine, big city career opportunities and inexpensive university tuition.While I dont have children of my own, I do volunteer with Big Brothers/Big Sisters and have a 14 year old "little" named Miguel and 2 dogs-Skippy & Scooter.I recently made the career transition in June from automobile service into sales at Ferman Buick, Pontiac, GMC, Chrysler, JEEP, Dodge on hwy 54 in Lutz, Florida...... and since we arrived in Florida Stephanee joined Campus Apartments as the Property Manager of their “Campus Club Apartments” on the edge of the University of South Florida Campus.Unfortunately, because of my recent crossover into a more “image conscious” career, I needed to transform this MySpace page from its former glory as the digital scrapbook for adventures of “DANGLES the TRUNK MONKEY” - Stuffed Animal Mascot of Crumback-Symons Chevrolet(and regretably deleting all those precious girls gone wild pictures..wahhh wahh wahhh).I now try to use this page to network with my friends from home, coworkers, classmates and customers.I know that many of you stuffed monkey loyalists will miss being kept up to date on DANGLES the PARTY PRIMATE's latest zany antics and I have anticipated a deluge of hate mail to be forthcoming. ............so now, with that out of the .... tell me about YOURSELF?