boys are too pussy |
except for mineGIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN.LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES.KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS.TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE.TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL.L00K HER IN THE EYES W...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:18:00 GMT |
omg, get a load of this |
Don't stop reading this or something VERY BAD will happen to you in exactly 5 hours and 22 minutes. This is extremely freaky. Be careful what you open.During a thunderstorm ...Beth: Hey Ben! Sup?Ben: ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 13:56:00 GMT |
a girls first time |
you can see i'm bored...
(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)It's your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,but he refuses to ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 13:37:00 GMT |
lettuce, tomato |
Okay so a guy isnearing theend of hissenioryear in high school.Unfortunately,he still has to share a room with hisyoungerbrother who is only 9yearsold.One night, he decides to bring hisgirlfriend home...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 13:32:00 GMT |
Little known facts about Luongo |
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1. Roberto Luongo's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.2. Roberto Luongo does not sleep. He waits.3. Roberto Luongo has his own butler...his name is Marty Turco.4...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 13:22:00 GMT |
You know you're a Vancouverite when... |
You're a Vancouverite when:1. You know the mountains are located north. In fact, you use them to get your bearing when lost.2. Checking the weather means looking out the window.3. Your car's A/C is le...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:07:00 GMT |
Top 10 thoughts of 2006 |
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 16:55:00 GMT |
K so if you can't make fun of yourself |
Q. How do they tell the difference between the men and women at the Surrey health clinic?A. The women have a higher sperm count!Q. What's the difference between women from Surrey and garbage?A. Garbag...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 22:02:00 GMT |
k so my puter sucks so... |
if I ever talk to you and I just log off, I'm not a super bitch... my puter just sucks. he he
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 20:11:00 GMT |
So I was totally impressed with myself, until..... |
I looked at everyone else's page. I was thinking how extremely brilliant I was that I could set up my page the way I did.... AND THEN.........BOM BOM BOMMMMMMM... I looked at other pages. That's when ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 16:51:00 GMT |
