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old sarge

About Me

you can download all of my tunes for FREE, all 320kbps, from my skydrive ....or have a listen here on this mp3 player....

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 28/09/2006
Band Website: you're looking at it....
Band Members: old sarge: guitar, musical alchemy, pubic hair harp....

this is what I call '(can't and won't) dance music'....why? why not....just 'cause I can't and won't doesn't mean you can keep sitting on your arse....go on, shake your naughty tail.... :))

my music and blogs should tell you all you need to know about me....and if they don't, well, send me a message....don't be a wallflower all your life....

but, BE WARNED....I don't play nice with god-botherers, strippers, hookers, sport-fuckers, war mongers, racists, bigots, wannabe presidential assasins, village idiots, starfuckers, celebrities and their groupies, Scien-fucking-tologists, or the 'I'm so fucking horny' crowd....if you're so fucking horny, go fuck yourself....PLEASE....

contact: : e-mail/msn live messenger: : well now, send me a message here first - there's just too many of the 'I'm sooo fucking horny' crowd doing the rounds at the moment - and we'll take it from there....

you can download all of my tunes for FREE, all 320kbps, from my : skydrive : ....

my profile at : reverbnation : ....

my profile at : acidplanet.com : ....

my profile at : remix.nin.com : ....

and I'm whoring myself here, there and everywhere just now....just google 'listentooldsarge' or 'listentooldsargemusic'....

old sarge welcomes the copying and free distribution of his music, pictures and writing.... : so....enjoy!
Influences: "You know, this is the best day of the rest of your life. Everything else is going to go downhill from now on. You're going to get things. The more things you get, the more boring it's going to be. In the middle of it all, try to stay passionate. Leave your cool to the constellation. Passion alone is a remedy against boredom." Joseph Broadsky, 1989

well, something like that, anyway.... :))

and, a selection of the musicians and bands I like are over here: : the gruffalot :
Sounds Like: you can download all of my tunes for FREE, all 320kbps, from my : skydrive : ....or have a listen here on the Reverbnation player....it's better quality than the ms player, dontcha know....

and then we have old sarge on the radio....

’all night long’ was broadcast on ’BBC Introducing with Vic Galloway in Scotland’ on BBC Radio1 (Scotland only) at a little after 1.40am on 12.03.2009....it also made that week's podcast....you missed me sounding like a right arsehole introducing it....hahahahahaaaaaa....I have got a great face for the radio, gentle listeners.... :))

little birds vs old sarge ’dark stars (post-punk drum’n’bass)’ was broadcast on ’BBC Introducing....fresh on the net, with Tom Robinson’ on BBC 6music at a little after 2am on 12.01.2009....it also managed to make that week’s podcast of top 12 tunes.... :))

'all night long' was played on the internet only radio station TSM Radio UK during February 2008....they also published an e-mail interview (of sorts) that I decided to really go to town with....find it in my blog somewhere.... :))

Record Label: erratic monkey productions

My Blog

I've been polishing a turd again....

hellowell, if there's anyone still out there giving a fuck, I've uploaded the latest bit of noise I've come up with to all the usual places and at varying fidelities....also, going to subject myself t...
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 17:53:00 GMT

new track and myspace player updates....

guten tag....wie gehts, baby? (or words to that effect....)you may have noticed I've taken advantage of the new 10 track limit in the myspace player on my page....oh joy, I hear you cry, hahahahaaaa.....
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 11:16:00 GMT

free downloads from my SkyDrive....

hello again....I'd been meaning to do this for some time now....I've created an archive for my tunes on my SkyDrive....here's the link....http://cid-6db78342b0de2211.skydrive.live.com/browse .aspx/old%...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:05:00 GMT

old sarge on BBC Radio1....WHAT?....this is NOT in jest....

good evening, gentle listeners, it's been a while....following on from the improbability that was getting little birds vs old sarge 'dark stars (post-punk drum'n'bass)' played on BBC 6music, I am sche...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:50:00 GMT

new poem: dry your eyes, Cinders....'nothing gold can stay'

nothing gold can stayCinderella saysnothing gold can stayputs away her art materialstheres nothing left to paintCinderella saysnothing gold can stayresentfully sticks things on herselfto chase her cr...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 15:15:00 GMT

new poem: like walking into a wall of shite

like walking into a wall of shitetwo thousand and ninethe so-called year of homecomingthat's just so muchjingoistic nonsense, political fertiliserBurns tartan whisky shortbread golfBuckfast induced ps...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:51:00 GMT

they're playing my tune on 6music, 01.00-03.00, 12.01.2009....

hello folks....Barry Beatmaster, everything you say about 6music appears to be true....you're going to fucking love this, hahahahaaaaa....  ;))standards have obviously slipped.... tune in to BBC 6musi...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 16:00:00 GMT

merry fucking xmas....cunts....hahahahahaaaa.... ;))

olden, but golden.... Q9. What was the worst Christmas present you got this year?it's the same thing, every fucking year....it's a real problem living in this gated community, what with the Richies an...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 04:43:00 GMT

adam and the ants, van halen and the smiths....discuss....

hello there....I was listening to the radio, 6 music actually, on Saturday last, and a couple of things struck me as I listened to the wide variety of sounds hitting my ears as I pottered about in the...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:25:00 GMT

new track in players....

greetings, earthlings....there's a new bit of noise for you to wrap your lugs around in my players on my page....bit of a recycle job, but none the worse for that....a glorious one chord dirge....with...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 18:29:00 GMT