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Orban K.

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About Me


Well, the name's Orban Keith. I am a freshman at Calhoun Community College, and I also work for the Alabama Department of Transportation as a soils lab technician.
I'm a pirate at heart, specializing in keelhauling, swashbuckling, looting, plundering, and making landlubbers walk the plank.

My son and daughter mean more to me than any other things in this world.
I love the University of Kentucky teams...GO BIG BLUE!
I love meeting new people.
I'm completely random at times.
I'm a gamer nerd...without my X-Box 360 and computer, I'd go stir-crazy at home.
I adore Kevin Smith and all of his amazing movies.
My wife thinks I'm goofy as hell...and I think sometimes that she's right.
Pizza is my largest weakness.
I love going to concerts.
I love a whole range of music (especially indie rock), and Conor Oberst, Tim Kasher, and Colin Meloy are some of my lyrical heroes.

And I love getting messages, either on here, or through Yahoo IM or AIM (both usernames are orbania), so...send me one already, damnit! ^_^

My Blog

The Five Stages of Self-Forgiveness

I have a weird way of dealing with pain that I have caused others.My mind will try to cope five different ways, usually in this order:1. Guilt. This stage will last usually 2-3 days, causing me to los...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:03:00 GMT

Birthday Thoughts, among other things

I'm sorry that I haven't been very active on here lately. Work, Jacob, and keeping the apartment straight have been keeping me on my toes as of late. I just wanted to thank all of you who wished me a ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 23:30:00 GMT

Fear, Expectations, and the Male Mind

My child is 3 months away, give or take a week or so, and I'm terrified, anxious, and melancholy...all at the same time.  It baffles my mind that I'm going to be a father...that I helped bring ab...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 06:36:00 GMT