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mellissa allergic to relationshipz dey mek me sick

I INVENTED THE HOEmix

About Me

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Full Name:: mellissa
Birthday:: 15 november 1989
Birthplace:: london
Eye Color:: hazel
Hair Color:: brown
Height:: 5ft9 i think
Weight:: dunno
Right handed or Left handed?: right n left
Your Heritage:: italian/greek
My Worst Habit:: im perfect LOL
Zodiac Sign:: scorpio
Shoe Size:: 6 and a half
Pants Size:: ??????
Innie or Outie?: innie
Parents Still Together?: nope
The Shoes You Wore Today:: fila
Your Weakness:: dunno
Your Fears:: insects and nefin with more den 2 legs lol
Your Perfect Pizza:: pepperoni sweetcorn
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: get a dam job
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up:: i need more sleep
Your Best Physical Feature:: my hands dey r so dam smooth lol
Your Bedtime:: lol 3-5 am
Your Most Missed Memory:: i forget everythin so my memories last bout a day
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: black or white
Food?: chicken chow mein
Sport?: football/basketball
Animal?: dogs
Ice Cream?: mint chocolate chip
Candy?: skittles the sour ones
Store?: jd sport/footlocker
Salad Dressing?: i hate salad dressins
Actor?: eddie murphy
Song?: changes every week right now tho Jelluzz - Deeper
Letter?: M
Number?: 21
Gum?: lol airwaves
Holiday?: spain
Season?: summer
Toothpaste Flavor?: minty lol
Radio Station?: choice fm
Perfume?: versace
Scent besides perfume?: huh ???
Body part on the opposite sex?: LoL chest
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: RICH
How Do You Want To Die?: lol yeh i wan b run over by a lamborghini (dont ask why)
Turn ons:: nice clean trainers LOL (once again dont ask)
Turn offs:: Fat dirty lookin ppl
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: Sonia
Who's The Loudest?: Me n sonia
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: vicky (queen of sarcasm)
Who Have You Known The Longest?: sonia
Who's The Shyist?: none of my friends are shy lol
When Have You Cried The Most?: corrr wen mi grandad died
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: LOL ooo the answer could be so wrong BUT errr i dunno bein happy ??
Worst Feeling?: bein sad
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: in a massive house dat id need a map to find my way round
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: id pay more attention
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: till im 50 i dont wanna b old n grey
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: ceiling
Let's look at the: clouds
What a nice: finger
Where did all the: people go
Why can't we: walk on water
Silly, little: bitch
Isn't it weird that: u look green
Never under any circumstance: drink out the toilet
I wish: u would shut up
Everyone has a: dream
I am: the greatest lol
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: No
Been To Juvie?: No
Mooned Someone?: Yes lol
Been Rejected?: No
Ran Away From Home?: No
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: No
Skipped School?: YES YES YES
Thought About Suicide?: No
Slept Outside?: No
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: YES too many times
Cried In School?: not that i member
Thrown Up In School?: no
Wanted To Be a Model?: no
Cheated On Someone?: no comment
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: yes a lot of things
Seen A Dead Body?: does on tv count ??
Been Bitched Out?: been bitched out ?????
Drank Alcohol?: yes
Smoked?: no
Been On Drugs?: lol onli ibuprofen lol
Eaten Sushi?: hell no
Been On Stage?: yes
Gone Skinny Dipping?: no are mad id freeze mi parts of lol
Shoplifted?: i aint strong enuff to lift a shop
Been Drunk?: yes
Been Called A Tease?: i dont no i dont listen to wat ppl say lol
Been Beaten Up?: no
DO YOU
Swear?: i never fuckin swear stupid fuckin question
Sing Well?: yeh like an angel .......... on drugs
Shower Daily?: yes
Want To Go To College?: no but unluckily i do
Want To Get Married?: if there rich yes if there broke hell no
Believe In Yourself?: hell no ima god dam failure lol
Get Motion Sickness?: yes lol
Think You Are Attractive?: no
Get Along With Your Parents?: sometimes
Like Thunderstorms?: yes they are cute
Play An Instrument?: i can play instruments just not good
Own An IPOD?: no i hate dem
Pray?: no
Go To Church?: nope
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: no im over that phase now
Keep A Journal/Diary?: no i cant even do homework y would i write a diary
Dance In The Rain?: shamefully enuff yes
Sing In The Shower?: yess
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: coke
McDonald's or Burger King?: burger king
Single or Group Dates?: single
Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries?: neither
Meat or Veggies?: meat
TV or Movie?: movie
Guitar or Drums?: guitar
Adidas or Nike?: nike
Chinese or Mexican?: chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: cheerios
Cake or Pie?: cake
MTV or VH1?: mtv
Blind or Deaf?: deaf i think i dunno random
Boxers or Briefs?: boxers
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: hell no
Write With Both Hands?: yep im multi talented
Whistle?: no i end up stop breathin
Blow A Bubble?: yep
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: yep
Cross Your Eyes?: no
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: i dont think my toes curl ?
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: no dats dirty
Dance?: yeh jus not very good
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: yep
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: lol no comment
You Talked To On The Phone:: sonia
You Instant Messaged:: my brother lol
You Hugged:: mind ur bidnis lol
You Yelled At:: probably mi brother
You Played A Sport With:: some random girl i was playin basketball with
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: like 5mins ago
Time You Cried?: corrr blimey governor i dunno
Movie You Watched?: half past dead 2
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: airwaves bliue pack
Joke You Told?: your face :O
Song You've Sung?: lol i dunno i sing a different one every minute
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: in bed all comfy lol
What Can You See Out Your Window?: nuffin cos my blinds are down (i dont wan no perves lookin in) lol
Are You Listening To Music?: yeh
What Are You Wearing?: Clothes
What's On Your Mousepad?: my fingers ??
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: hell yeh i believe in ET
Do you believe in miracles?: not relli
Magic?: no
Love at first sight?: no
God?: no
Satan?: no
Ghosts?: no
Santa?: yes course i do how else do i get my presents every year
Evolution?: wats evolution lol
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color:: dark eyes
Fav Hair Color:: dark hair
Short or Long Hair:: short altho some bois look good wit long hair
Height:: taller den me
Weight:: medium NOT fat
Best Clothing Style:: casual sporty
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: america
Number Of CD's I Own:: none my music is all illegally downloaded lol
Your Good Luck Charm:: dont have one i lost it :(
How many pillows do you sleep with?: one
Do you drink milk?: no makes me sick
Person You Hate Most:: i cant name jus one
Most Outdated Phrase:: duno lol
Do you think God has a gender?: i dont believe in god BUT if i did definately a female wat man could create a world in seven days
Where do you think we go when we die?: in the ground lol unless ur gettin buried at sea
How many rings until you answer the phone?: depends who it is
What is something scientists need to invent?: somethin useful i cant fink of rite now
Are you a health freak?: nope
Are you a virgin?: PERSONAL INFORMATION nosey ma'fuckers
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: mars i hear its relli hot there
What is the worst weather?: dat sweaty heat
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: yeh
How many grades have you failed?: lets just say i only passed 2 gcse's out of 11
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My Interests

erm my interests are chillin with friends having fun watchin films writin my own music n blah blah blah

I'd like to meet:

ok im random but i wanna meet zippy bungle and george standard dey give me jokez lol

Music:

i actually love most types of music n im actually permanantly listenin to music itz relaxin or if ur angry u blast dem angry hate filled tunes lol n den feel better deres music for every mood

Movies:

erm i love films like scarface titanic ATL save the last dance you got served little man n last but of course not least GREASE

Television:

my wife and kidz one on one cuts erm basically nefin they show on trouble or yes the disney channel is BIGn u cant forget depression street aka eastenders

Books:

The last book i read was wheres wally yeh big love to wheres wally

Heroes:

I dont have a hero

My Blog

Ho's By Mellissa

Pop 11 hoes Dats 11 hoes deadDey do back yard boningin da back of the shedShe likes her mans yungaTo feed her sick hunga She fucks lil boisN uses dem as toys I see hoes hoes everywhere I cant turn a c...
Posted by mellissa allergic to relationshipz dey mek me sick on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:18:00 PST

Cant Stop My Love by daniel n mellissa

I never knew that you felt this way,I never knew of all the games that youuu play,I never thought that you would go aaaaaastray,And now im sitting aloneeeeeee all day,Seeing all the stuff that reminds...
Posted by mellissa allergic to relationshipz dey mek me sick on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:17:00 PST

dis was jus written relli quick by me again of course

Wen I rap im like a magician One battle with u n ive taken u of televisionN dis magician will make u do a disappearing act N blud don't say I cant cos im jus spittin fact N once ive finished my lyrica...
Posted by mellissa allergic to relationshipz dey mek me sick on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:12:00 PST

my lyrics: baby im right here (joe answer)

Mellissa  baby im right here   Baby im right here   Baby im right here   Baby im right here   Baby im right here   Every word you said to me Is repeating in my head It was l...
Posted by mellissa allergic to relationshipz dey mek me sick on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:55:00 PST

my lyrics: i invented the hoemix

This the HOEmix     We see you riding ur dutty police tryin to catch u ridin dem dicks tryin to catch u ridin dem dicks tryin to catch u ridin dem dicks tryin to catch u ridin dem dicks tryi...
Posted by mellissa allergic to relationshipz dey mek me sick on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:33:00 PST

my lyrics: forgive me (nearly finished just fort id give yall a taster)

Forgive Me   Verse 1   Father forgive me for my sins  I want to say sorry for all the shit I been in I didn't mean half the shit I done But I swear to you never again will I pick up a...
Posted by mellissa allergic to relationshipz dey mek me sick on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:41:00 PST

my lyrics: rep ya ends (written by me obviously)

North east south west Tell me yeah which ends rep the best Could it be north Or Could it be east Tell me which of dem rep the least Could it be south Or could it be west So come on just tell me which ...
Posted by mellissa allergic to relationshipz dey mek me sick on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 09:13:00 PST

my lyrics (R.I.P)

R.I.P   R.I.P to all the victims of crimes that were not provoked   Everyday I wake up in the morning To the news another family is in mourning They lost a child to unprovoked violence Now...
Posted by mellissa allergic to relationshipz dey mek me sick on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:46:00 PST