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I'd like to meet:

My mum and dad and haywoo and Bince and Kamy and Tiggy and all my friends real quick cos I miss them. 45 questions about me
1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with? Yeah, I do talk to Gael Garcia Bernal on and off, mostly for him to ask me to marry him and I to say no. It's a bit awkward.

2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons? Melt them down and construct some kind of aerodynamic transport.

3. What kind of music did you listen to in primary school? I was a victim of mums musical taste: Michael Bolton and Cher. Coolest kid on the block...

4. What is the best thing about your job? The fact that I'm doing this at the moment whilst at work.

5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was required in class? I used to when I was at Uni, now I care nothing for the needs of the bloody dole bludging students!

8. Where are you going on your next vacation? Ireland for St Paddy's day

9. Quote a song lyric? I really love your peaches wanna shake your tree

10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old? I have an equal mix of both, all of a high standard, obviously.

11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea? Niente!

13. If you could be an animal what would you be? Meerkat

14. What state/country are you from? New Zealand

15. Tell us about the last conversation/s you had. Just then Geoff rang and he said "do you want to pick up some washing powder?" and I said "yep OK no worries" and he said "cool thanks, if you don't I will no problem" then I said "nah sweet, love you see you bye!" Compelling.

16. Where do you see yourself in one month? Probably doing exactly what I'm doing now, but it may be slightly lighter outside.

17. What is your favorite smell? babies! yar love me some babies smell unless its pooey babies.

18. What is your favorite sight? People coming towards me with massive presents and there's a big tag on that says 'Kelly'

19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar? Pretty much, ask Geoff. He fears me!

21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your coworkers? I think I just ate someones muffin from the fridge and I'm not entirely convinced it was mine, but I didn't do it in a vindictive manner.

22. Have you ever gone to therapy? No, ought I?

23. Have you ever played Spin the bottle? Yeah but I don't think I ever had to kiss anyone, we just giggled and run away too much.

24. Have you ever toilet-papered someone's house? No, because I'm not a testosterone-filled macho American high school jock

25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them? That's pretty much all I ever do!

26. Have you ever gone camping? You know I have...

27. Have you ever had a crush on your sister's friend? No, not that they're not cool or anything but they're a bit younger than me. Sorry kids!

28. Have you ever been to a nude beach? What... Uretiti? Sure have!

29. Have you ever had sex on the beach? I'm sure I have but I just can't think when

30. Have you ever had a stalker? Hoho, such is my beauty that my stalkers have their own collective myspace. I haven't added them as friends because stalkers aren't friends!

32. have you ever laughed so hard you cried? That's my only mode of laughing, except for Awkward Laughter at Jokes That Aren't Funny

33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one? Yes! Why is that so hard to believe?

34. Have you ever been cheated on? Seriously, would you cheat on aaall a' this? Didn't think so. Ridiculous question.

35. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend? Not Kamy! She would never betray me! She is my bestest friend ever!

36. Have you ever lied to your parents? No, everything I told my parents ever was completely true, expecially between the ages of 14-18.

37. Have you ever been out of the US? I haven't been in the US to get out of it, stupid American question

38. Have you ever thrown up from working out? Is drinking snakey's working out?

39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight? I've had a shit haircut since I cut my dreds off, and I periodically wear hats to disguise my retardo hair

40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day? hahaha no but I think I've found one of my Life Goals

41. Have you ever gotten so wasted you cant remember the nite before? Well that's a philisophical question, but never so much that I can't remember the ENTIRE night. have you, you pissant?

42. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on? Hahaha I like spies. I don't think so, isn't that stalking?

43. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers? Shudder. Not here that's for sure. Yeah, Geoff actually, considering we both worked at Warkworth's Entouch Internet Cafe.

44. Kissed more than one person at a time? Threeway kiss with Xav and Kamy

45. Pot? Snot?