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About Me


kaylie [kae - lee] n. : An obscene amount of exclamation marks.
Hi! I'm kaylie, and I can't say my own name. I play the throaty cords in a band called The Epilogue, and they preserve my sanity. I also make throaty noises and all noises in general for a project called Deus Ex Machina. I will always have something to tell you, and I will never remember what it is. I take photos of bands because bands make noise and everyone should support local noise. I don't want to brag or anything but I pretty much have a bionic spine and you do not, which means I am indestructible and will never die. I'm a walking right brain, by default. I am a pessimist, an idealist, an optimist, a realist, an extremist, a go-big-or-go-home-ist, a verbal-linguisticist, a musical-rhythmicist, a visual-spatialist, an intrapersonal-emotionalist, a sleepless, singing, writing, thinking, breathing, noise-making machine. And more.
Basically, I'm just stoked about everything.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A mothman. An artist. The person who invented fabric softner. Left-handed people. A screenwriter. A taxidriver. A hurricane woman.
A photographer who understands the importance of and values quality lighting.
Frank Zappa. Tom Waits. Milo Winter. Travis Millard. Keaton Henson.

My Blog

Alexandore

So Ive been meaning to post this for a while, however I felt it was crucial for a photo to accompany this and all the batteries in my possession had died and didn't want to come back to life again til...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:49:00 GMT

I EAT PAINT

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Ok well, here's the deal. I need a new microphone if I even want to consider recording decent-sounding tracks here. To purchase a new microphone, I need money. To acquire money,...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:51:00 GMT

You Bastards!

OH FUCK I AM ANGRY. I JUST SPENT OVER AN HOUR POSTING PICTURES ON HERE. AND IT GOT DELETED. FUCK YOU MYSPACE. OHHHH GOD. I AM SO ANGRY. Alright. Let's try to do this again. Ok. So. I've noticed how v...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 14:53:00 GMT

A Glimpse

You fools really ought to be visiting my deviant art gallery. It would please me so dearly. [Dipping your toes in the water... you better go  to my gallery after this, I'm tired of posting pictur...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 19:38:00 GMT

Moss


Posted by on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 14:39:00 GMT

Sempiternal

You sit, still as your lungs, quiet as blood rushing through your aorta. You try to fight if off, stationary, and you blink and you blink and you blink, as if by closing and opening your eye...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 14:35:00 GMT

Toronto photos

  [I'm falling?] [Glum chum] [Aouegh?!] [Batgirl?] [Swing swing swing] [Perhaps I should comb my hair the regular way.] [Oh my oh my! Panchromatic!] [BIG MELANCHOLY POO] [I have skeleton hands] [...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 14:19:00 GMT

Pour votre plaisir de visionnement

Des photos from Toronto. [Pigeon love] [It would have been funny if a bird kacked on my face] [I wish I had a spandex suit..I'd be the best superhero ever] [They call me jesus] [Gorilla love] [I wish ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 09:51:00 GMT