We are your friendly neighbourhood gardenhose bandits. We came to your house, stole your hose and kicked your dog.
You owe us 50c or your favourite family gardenhose is going to get it.... and we mean GET IT!!!
Please forward your credit card details to us, so we can get out money.
Add us first and receive a 50% discount on your ransom. Dont stinge out on the 5c, or u and ur hose wont be so lucky.
We don't want this to get messy, so just do what we say.
Thank you for doing business with us.NEW HOUSES.
WHICH ONE IS YOURS?!?!?
for those of you who take life too seriously.. calm down. have a little fun.
