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Mz_Lancer

YER COZ I JST DECIDED..HMM WAT WILL PISS MY MUM OFF 2DAY..OH I KNO ILL B GAY!..luv s.o.n..BEING GAY

About Me


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Name? Nicknames?: SoF**//MZLNCR..//SoFoULa..=p
Birth date?: 4 SePtEmBeR??*#1988
Do you have any siblings? Do you get along with them?: Ma LiL SiS MaZ..ShEs a BeAuTiFuL DiSaSTeR!!
What are you wearing right now?: a SaiLoRs hAt,ReD cOrSeT,aTTaChEd 2 LeAtHeR cHaPs,wiTh FiShNeTs,n BLaCk LeAtHeR BooTs...oh AnD A StRaP On!!!...lol
Who do you live with?: My mUm N SiS...fKn annoying...arghhh
Do you have any pets?: YeS My bEwTiFuLL BaBii OsCaR...
What's your favorite food?: MMM..PiZZa,SoUvLaKi,PoTaToEs n eGGs,mAcAs..lol.all da junk food
Hey slacker, what's your G.P.A.?: no fuking clue
What's your major?: Umm..I dNt gO 2 SkOOL AnYmOrE...
Is your room messy or clean right now?: MEssY..good luck finding da floor!
What's your favorite alcoholic drink?: MiDoRi(druels)..ILLuSiOnS N CrUiSeRs...
What's your favorite non-alcoholic drink?: Umm PuNCH....LOL..NaH CoKe
How do you feel about cigarette smoking?: LoL...UsEd 2
If you don't recognize the number on your caller ID, do you answer?: YeR..bUt iF iM AvOiDiNg sUm 1 dEy RiNg n dEn tRy oN PrIvAtE..ItS LyK Ur a dUmB CuNt..gIvE iT Up!!=p
How many speeding tickets have you recieved?: LoL..im not driving yet but every1 i drive wit tells me i speed...so..yehh,,,=p
What's your favorite clothing store?: FooTLoCkEr...does DaT CoUnT?
Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? What is it?: NoT AnYMoRe..LoL..I HaD 1 As a KiD..it was a rabbit i got 4 my 1st bday...awww
When was the last time you were on a diet?: lol.....ders no fuking point..im wog..everytym i try...i get in trouble 4 not eating...lol
Once you're finished with school, what will your profession be?: ummm...lol..a bumb!
What is a long term goal of yours? short term?: 2 Drive,go on a road trip wit mates,n do sumfin i realli love
What is your favorite type of fast food?: MACCAS...me n ronald go wayy bak bro..lol
Have you ever truly been in love?: Umm MaYbEee....
Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: YeR..IvE ChAtEd oN 3 ppl...bUt TeChNiCaLLy iT WaS oNLi TwIcE If i wAs DaTiNg 2 ppl aT OnCe rIgHt?..=p
What kind of car do you drive?: I WANT A LANCER!!!!!omg..so badddddly...but ill be driving my mums shitbox
Where did you go on your funnest vacation?: Umm Up 2 rYe..kIcKeD BaK At dA BeAcH,wEnT dA CaRniVaL..BEST PLACE EVA!!
What's your favorite holiday?: umm..i DnT GeT DiS QuEsTiOn..so IM gUnnA SaY WhErE I WaNNa gO On a hOlIdAy..lol....gReeCe,SpAiN,MeXiCo,ArGeTiNa,..
What is your favorite sport to watch? to play?: SoCCeR mAn...
Where did/will you go for your 21st birthday?: hAhA...I dUnnO WhErE MaYbE ReNt oUt a pLaCe wIt a sHiTLoAd oF mAtEs...n sPeNd dA WeekEnD GeTTInG fUKeD...LOL...NOT LITERALLY SPEAKING BUT I GUESS DAT 2 ABIT...lol
Do you usually get ready for class or just wear sweats?: when i was at skool,we had a uniform,...which i never used 2 wear...=p...so i was always copping suspensions
Would you rather go to a club to dance or a sit-down bar?: A FuKeN SiT DoWn bAr mAn..hOuSe pArTyS YeR 4 sUrE BuT ClUbS R FuKeD DeS dAiiZ
How many car accidents have you been in? How many were your fault?: LoL...2...NOT MY FAULT....
Have you ever tried chewing tobacco?: LOL..fUk nO
Who was the last person you spoke on the telephone with?: JoSePh..lol
Do you chew on the straw?: NaH I HaTe DaT...MY siS DoEs iT...GRR
What are you listening to right now?: NeVeR AGaIn..KeLLY ClArKsOn..
What star/celebrity do most people say you resemble?: LoL..NO 1
When was the last time you recieved mail other than junk mail and bills?: Umm LaSt wEEk
What brand of tennis shoes do you prefer?: LoL..WTF TENNIS..umm addidas
What did you dress up as last Halloween?: LoL..NO HALLOWEEN..
What brand of shampoo and conditioner do you use?: mm SunSiLk
Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?: my ex...hahahaa
What do you have on your bedroom walls?: LOts Of jEssiCa aLbA POsTeRs,da Oc,L WoRd,KeLLy,CaRs,cHiKs,pLaYbOy
What was the last movie you saw in the theater? Was it good?: UMMM.Fuk..in2 da blu..wit jessica..n fuk yes..
About how many friends from high school do you still talk to?: lol...maybe 6
What are you biggest peeves?: does dat mean ppl dat piss me off???well skanks,tryhards,fake ppl,annoying ppl dat tlk bout nuthin,emos,guys dat dress lyk girls...lol
Are your parents still together?: NopE..
What is your favorite color?: bLuE
What sports did you play in high school?: soccer,volleyball
Are you a lover or a fighter?: BoTh
Do you read the Bible?: NoPe
Do you like to go camping?: Lol..not realli
I know you don't like books, so what is your favorite magazine?: DoLLy,RaLpH,fHm,GiRlFRiEnD
Do you keep a journal?: yEr sUmTyMs
What's your favorite animal?: TiGeRs...LoVe Em
When is the last time you puked?: FuKiNg YrS AgO
Have you ever broken any bones?: nOpE
Can you drive a stick-shift car?: LoL..BaDLy
Who is your favorite actor/actress?: JeSSiCa aLbA,eLiZa dUshKu,pUaL WaLkEr,mIssY PeRegYm..
Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: NoPe
What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?: PiNk 1'S
What cologne/perfume do you wear?: FanTaSy,LiTTLe bLACk DrEss,LaCoStE,DnG,CK,DIOR...
Wal-Mart or Target?: TARGET
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend or major crush? Who is it!?: Shh..nOt TeLLinG
What size bed do you have in your room?: SINGLE
What food can you absolutely not stand to eat?: ANCHOVIES..arghhhhhhhhhhhhh..n vegemite
Are you more like your mom or your dad?: mum...i fink
Do you floss your teeth?: NoPe jSt bRuSh
Who is your BFF (best friend forever)?: kAe i gUeSS
How long was your longest relationship?: 2 YRS
Why did it end?: LOL...coz we got 2 highskool..n der were skanks
Do you snore (don't lie!)? Steal the covers? Roll around in your sleep?: all of those
Are you outgoing, or do you keep to yourself most of the time?: both
Do you smile with your teeth when getting your picture taken?: lol..no...ewww
What is your main ring tone on your phone?: cocaine
When is the last time you worked out?: last yr
Who is your favorite professional athlete?: umm...dunno
When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?: a police woman..still recks its kool
Do you know how to sew?: lol..yer maybe
About how many pairs of jeans do you own?: lol...10..but ive killed em..ive got lyk 2 pairs left..dat r good
Do you like short or long hair on someone of the opposite sex?: umm well guys short..cnt stand long hair...n girls long
Have you ever been to the stripclub?: lol..not yet
What was the last shot you took? When was this?: shot???at a person or drinking?..umm both last yr
What are your bad habits?: umm...complain alot..i dunno u tell me
Have you ever been fired from a job?: nope
What was the last live sporting event you attended?: soccer..lol
Do you consider yourself to be religious?: yer
Have you ever ridden in an ambulence?: yep
Did you ever wear braces?: lol..no
Are you artistic/creative?: yer i fink i am
What kind of mood are you in right now?: hungry...lol
What time is it?: 2.51am
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HMMM..WELL MA NAMES SOF,IM 19 ARGH IM SO OLD=(...., IM GREEK...I LIVE IN BEAUTIFUL SUNNY..OH NO WAIT THATS CALIFORNIA..LOL..LIVE IN COLD ASS MELBOURNE..I LUV LANCERS...LYK U CULDNT GUESS,LOL...IM IN LUV WIT JESSICA ALBA,THE L WORD,S.O.N,N MY LIL MUNCHKIN=P N MY BABY OSCAR=P...N YER...UMM I HATE FKN TRY HARD BITCHES,SKANKY 14 YR OLDS,FAT BITCHES WIT ROLLS HANGING OUT..NO1 WANTS 2 SEE IT PLZ COVER UP...LOL...UMM MY FRIENDS ARE ALL HEADFUKS,LOL NAH JK...LUV ALL MA CHIKY BABES..HEY HEY...LOL,UM N YER..IF YA WANNA KNO ANYTHING JST ASK ME...

My Interests

JESSICA ALBA,THE L WORD,GIRLS...MY FRIENDS,MUSIC,TV...BLA BLA BLA NEW SOUTH VID..APOLOGIZE!

I'd like to meet:

Sum 1 WhO FaLLs 4 mE b4 I FaLL 4 tHeM...LOL....NAH...I wanna meet any1 whos down 2 earth,sum1 funni...u gotta make me laugh,cheecky,cute,sxc...sum1 dats not a perv n wont do my head in within da 1st 10 mins,lol......... (((ok heres 2 spashley vids..i kno..im obsessed!!!)))

Music:

RNB,DOOF DOOF,ROCK,PUNK,COUNTRY,GREEK,ARAB...IM IN2 MOST MUSIC..I LYK PINK,CIARA,STACIE ORRICO,CASCADA,PARAMORE,KELLY CLARKSON....... YER IM PRETTY RANDOM ATM... DIS IS CIARA LYK A BOY...FUKEN SIK AS!!!

Movies:


SCARY MOVIE,FAST N FURIOUS,IN2 DA BLU,ANYTHING WITH JESSICA ALBA..EXCEPT FANTASTIC 4 IT WAS SHIT,BRING IT ON,WRONG TURN,THE HOT CHICK,SHES DA MAN,JTMD,THE SWEETEST THING,ANCHORMAN,HOSTEL,RING,THE HITCHER,ETC(((ok..ignore da asian cartoons at da start of dis video...lol..its from dark angel..so..sad)))

Television:

THE O.C WAS BY FAR DA BEST SHOW EVER CREATED..LOL...BUT ITS BARRED NOW=(...THE L WORD...PWOAHHH SARAH SHAHI(BRING HER BACK!!!!),JENNIFER BEALS...YEP YEP...,SOUTH OF NOWHERE..OMG MY NEWEST OBSESSION..DA SHOW ROCKS....UMM..WHAT BOUT BRIAN,BROS N SISTERS,,GREYS ANATOMY,PRISON BREAK,LOST,HEROES,QUEER AS FOLK.ETC

Books:

DNT READ 2 MANY BOOKS..MUSIC ALL DA WAY..PARAMORE..THERE FUKING AWESOME!!!

Heroes:

HAHA HEROES WTF,MAN I DUNNO,MY GRANDMA,MY UNCLE,MY MUM MANNNN...FAMILY....HAHA..FAT VERSION OF CALL ON ME...DES BITCHES R FUNNI!!!=PTHESE R DA FUNNIEST VIDEOS OF KILLOLA...THEY FKN ROCK AND THERE AWESOME N FUNNI..WATCH EM!!

My Blog

flashback

flashback-kelly rowland....parts of this song remind me of a girl i used 2 kno   I thought I was okay realizing I made a mistakeI've been doing some thinking ever since I saw you todayMaybe I sai...
Posted by Mz_Lancer on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 06:38:00 PST

headfuks

ok well....i usually dont actualli write entrys in here coz i fink who wants 2 read my shit..but im bored as fuk so i thought y not and a few things r realli annoying me so ye...example....(and im sur...
Posted by Mz_Lancer on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:00:00 PST

APOLOGISE..obsessed wit dis song atm

Apologise-OneRepublic   I'm holding on your rope, Got me ten feet off the groundI'm hearin what you say but I just can't make a soundYou tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down, but ...
Posted by Mz_Lancer on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 10:04:00 PST

lucy silvers..what ur made of..realli good song..read it

"What You're Made Of"Just like I predicted, we're at the point of no returnWe can go backwards, and no corners have been turnedI can't control it, if I sink or if I swim'Cause I chose the waters that ...
Posted by Mz_Lancer on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:04:00 PST

KELLYS SONG OFF HER NEW ALBUM "HOLE"//describes me...

TiredOf everything around meI smileBut I don't feel a thing noI'm so far from where I need to beI've given up on faith, on everythingAll I want, all I needIs some peaceThere's a holeInside of meIt's s...
Posted by Mz_Lancer on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:23:00 PST

dis is bout my ex best friend.... n yer pretty deep n depressing but its me...so yer

DIS ONES BOUT SUM1..WHO WILL NEVER READ DIS SO DATS Y ITS GOING UP...DOES DAT MAKE SENSE...AH WATEVER READ IT ANYWAYZ.....OH N ITS NOT REALLI A SONG JST RAMBLINGS OF MY LOST MIND,,,LOL SITTING HERE AL...
Posted by Mz_Lancer on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:32:00 PST

SAD LOVE SONG...

no title yet 4 dis 1...so here it is Lying here,jst thinking bout all da things u said 2 me,all da days we shared.. da calls,da laughs,da late nights on da fone,da msgs... but now im wondering... (cho...
Posted by Mz_Lancer on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:04:00 PST

dis is sumfin i wrote ages ago,im not lost i jst posted this 1 coz it means sumfin 2 me!!!

Demons inside:diz iz sumfin i wrote wen i was really lost so im not a freak... i cnt fight these demons inside of me,cnt eat cnt sleep,cnt breath,cnt see,cnt live my life..cnt break free,and i tr...
Posted by Mz_Lancer on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 09:50:00 PST

MY SONG

HEY MY 1ST BLOG...YAY...LOL WELL ILL START MY BLOG OFF WITH A SONG I WROTE A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO...LET ME KNO WAT U GUYS FINK...   "WRITE U A LETTER" So I'll write u a letter, I'll write u a lette...
Posted by Mz_Lancer on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:40:00 PST