Listen, I'm Dave, and I ain't got time for this malarky.
Here's the deal: I go to school. I come home. I play computer games. I eat. I play some more. I go to sleep. repeat. It's not exciting, but it's mine.Sometimes I read. Nothing compares to a great book.
I'm opinionated, get over it.
I like to dance, but rarely do outside my home.
I'm a meat-eater. Vegetarianism can see itself to the door.
I eat ice cream cones, plain.
I like having conversations.
I sing random song lyrics. A lot. Shit I don't even really know the words to.
I make jokes you may not get. Don't worry, I won't think less of you if you don't, though I will act as if I do, because that increases the funny.
I'm in a gaming clan with a pretty cool bunch of guys (and a gal). We met up recently at cedar point, and let me tell you....it was sick. Sickly awesome. Like "Whoa" Joey Laurence style.
Check out my webcomic. I do the writing and my fellow clanmate Debaser does the drawing. We've only just begun, but expect a comic out once a week. Nubcakes
NOTE: It's been discontinued because some kid doesn't think he can draw anymore. I dunno, but I'll leave the link up for nostalgia.
Ok, here's what's up. You know Ducktales? That show rocked. I even had the video games for the NES. I hopped on my cane, raced MacDuff to the loot and whatnot. I pwned that game. Launchpad was like "wtf scrooge? you pwn". Daisy Duck woulda dumped Donald in a second if she got a hold of me. Anyways. Rescue Rangers was awesome too. Gadget...don't even tell me you didn't have a crush on her. Men dig the brains, they dig the brains, and don't let anyone tell you different.
Fuck Garfield. Jim Davis is out for money. You want a real comic strip, you go look up Gary Larson or Bill Watterson. The Far Side and Calvin & Hobbes (respectively) were the greatest comic strips of our time. Peanuts? Screw'em. The only thing peanuts had going for them were those cartoons with the adults that sounded like they were coming through a drive-through box. That was cool, but otherwise, they sucked. If I ever get a tattoo, it's gonna be calvin & hobbes. Shit yeah.
Here's the 411: Fedora's are pimp. I've been rockin' mine out since 2004, and I ain't givin' it up. In fact, at some point I'll be expanding my hat repertoire to include other awesome hats.
Here is one sweet song: MyGen Profile Generator