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Machine Gun Ace

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About Me



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My Interests

Being the nerd that I am, I can find something interesting about almost anything. Is this a rhetorical question? For starters: music, music, did I mention music? fashion, art, film, history (ancient; I don't really care about General Lee and his little buddies), geology, animals, all things dark and scary (especially VAMPIRES!!!!), anything (well, almost anything) that gives me an adrenaline rush, all things oriental/asian, live sports (as opposed to dead ones), live music....Oh God that's enough!

I'd like to meet:

Other fabulous people with a lust for life and laughs. Unless of course those laughs are at my expense. Then you get your fabulousness revoked.

Music:

TOOL! Jimi Hendrix, Usher, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Alicia Keys, Oakenfold, Sasha, Charlotte Church (yes, I am serious), Snoop, old school Mariah, Aretha, a dash of Christina (just for the voice), Blue October (yea Houston boys!), Josh Groban marry me please, Sean Paul, The Killers, good 'ol Madge, Buena Vista Social Club, JUST NO COUNTRY PLEASE!!!

Movies:

Bram Stoker's Dracula and Tombstone are my favorite two movies EVER!! The Craft, ALL Angelina Jolie movies (even the crappy ones are worth watching just for her), Pink Panther movies, Troy (naturally), Labyrinth, Cicilina HAHA! I bet no one knows that one. Titus, Phantom of the Opera, OMIGOD! All three Blade movies! ETC.....

Television:

CSI!! Not Miami, not New York; VEGAS BABY! Nip Tuck, Project Runway, uh...old Tom and Jerry cartoons, I miss Jackass :( music videos, though it seems no one actually PLAYS videos any more.

Books:

Interview with the Vampire, The Witching Hour, I inhale fashion magazines & MAXIM, do those count?

Heroes:

Wonder Woman, I mean Angelina Jolie. No seriously, my parents. They rock!

My Blog

stuck at work and bored?

Things to do to occupy your time if you are stuck at work with nothing to do: 1. Origami-you know you have always secretly desired to learn how to fold paper into a swan, so go ahead! You can always ...
Posted by Machine Gun Ace on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:29:00 PST

Things you should splurge on...or at least put some thought into!

There are times when it  is appropriate to cut corners and times when the fact that you are a cheap bastard is going to become painfully obvious. For example: purchasing ...
Posted by Machine Gun Ace on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:25:00 PST

Ace injured during fall through coffee table

For those of you who do not know me very well, I suffer from a sometimes painful, incurable and possibly fatal condition...clumsiness. The symptoms of this illness include, but are not limited to...
Posted by Machine Gun Ace on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:27:00 PST

look people...you can't just say "be my friend"

If you want to be my friend, at least send me a message showing me that you have SOME desirable qualities. I will not add you if you just say "Jack Ass wants to be your friend." Doesn't work that way!...
Posted by Machine Gun Ace on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST