Mort Random Rainey *HAS DRAGONS!* profile picture

Mort Random Rainey *HAS DRAGONS!*

About Me

Hi. I'm Mort, and I'm an alcoholic.

I have DRAGONS!

I love potato chips...

and sliiiiiiinkies...

Guess what?! There is... me fanart!

Oh yes, I rock that much. *smug*

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet this cat.

And... I have a Neopet! This picture shall be he because I really don't want him to fight!

My Blog

A...contest? [No longer]

All are welcome to take part. Mort Random Rainey is suffering from High Art.I, Mort Random Rainey, am holding an art contest. You can draw, paint, sculpt, or whatever else your mind can conjure. You m...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:12:00 GMT

Eggs. Eggs it is!

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Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:05:00 GMT

Banners made by my most excellent friends

Which is not to say that only the friends who made banners are my most excellent, but to say that they are most excellent, as are all of my most excellent friends. Excellent.
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 20:14:00 GMT

...and now, Mort Rainey rejoices.

http://www.ohjohnny.net/Mort.htmlLook at it. LOOK AT IT! I'm FREE!!!
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:16:00 GMT