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About Me

i exfoliate to bob dylan, find profound life insights on America's Next Top Model, and news by anderson cooper is my porn. i enjoy Belinis and lighthearted racism at Downtown Ciiprianis, smoking newports with big black girls at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles and masking the stench of my dirty soul with Creed's Silver Mountain Water. i find sheer materialism utterly intolerable when i'm broke. i find intelligence usually vapid, pill popping mildly amusing and soul selling ridiculously rewarding.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a zipless fuck

My Blog

my town

man- not to show off, but where else can you suddenly come across extra tickets to discuss a movie you've been dying to see with wes anderson himself, then run to see it, and afterwards- run across th...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:12:00 GMT

Out Of LA

Out Of La JudeThis town's got to shake down to its rootsI don't know if that's the sands or the tropical fruitsI don't believe all the things I seeBut I'm still betting on you and me Chorus:Hey, hey b...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 20:17:00 GMT

Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again

Oh, the ragman draws circlesUp and down the block.I'd ask him what the matter wasBut I know that he don't talk.And the ladies treat me kindlyAnd furnish me with tape,But deep inside my heartI know I c...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 17:54:00 GMT

Backbones and a Tragic Mirror

I looked at the mirror yesterday, once i had spent three hours attempting to vacate my apartment of three years of insanely amazing love via glade heavy duty trash bags and a few old boxes. I hadn't m...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 00:55:00 GMT

nobody loses all the time

nobody loses all the time         &n bsp;  ee cummings i had an uncle namedSol who was a born failure andnearly everybody said he should have goneinto...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 13:15:00 GMT

dirge, bob dylan

I hate myself for lovin' you and the weakness that it showedYou were just a painted face on a trip down Suicide Road.The stage was set, the lights went out all around the old hotel,I hate myself for l...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 16:26:00 GMT