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Alan

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I think Myspace is the devil in disguise, the Armageddon or whatever you want to call it.
It makes you "rank" your friends and gets shallow minded people all butt hurt that they're only number 4 on your top friends list when they think should be higher. (Just for that, the first 4 people that come up on my friends list will be my top 4).
It causes fights from people snooping around and reading comments that weren't meant for them to read.
It's the perfect place for internet stalkers to prey on little 14 year old girls who like taking pictures of themselves in the bathroom mirror.
It makes the more beautiful looking people in the world instant celebrities, but Lord knows they know the SAME amount of people as an ugly fat chick in South Dakota. 1,000,000 so-called "friends"? NO! More like 1,000,000 "people who want to bone you."
It's hard to get out of this hellhole. I tried to delete this account before and it just came back out of nowhere, teasing me and keeping me in a state of unwanted social mingling.
You really want to know what I think? FUCK YOU TOM for ruining lives and becoming a multi-millionaire off of it. I wish I was you........