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Alexis

I am here for Friends

About Me

Mi Vida Bella I'm fabulous...period
Been killing em with kindness since 1987... i like to classifies myself as a sporty funky-fem
Say what..u say? well i play dirrrty with ya on the field...i dress it up for the night...shake it up on the dance floor...and end it with a funky style...i'm a bad mother SHUT YO MOUTH!
If you meet me you'll probably love me then we'll be best friends...i'm that good!
Don't be afraid of my blunt sence of humor...i'll tell you how it is...then laugh
I'm kind of a big deal...
but on the real...i'm a family person but, i don't live with my parents...i just chill with them
well...I'm part Indian..from the SLAP-A-HOE tribe so...you don't have to love me...u don't even have to like me...but you will respect me!
there is ONE man who has my heart... My love, My Lust, My Man...My king (jealous?) what can i say...My Boyfriend is cuter than yours!
It's not so easy loven' me but man he does it good!
I'm a lover Not a fighter but..don't think i will not Come up out of these heels! u never thought that a bitch like me would mess u up!
i don't like to share...so...what's your is mine, and what's mine is mine!
cause i'm the crazy bitch that's calling his name and i'm the crazy bitch that's running the game! (haha ok enough of my hardcore side...hehe) Luis is like my purse...can't leave home without him i work part-time but i'm a full-time Girlfriend BASICALLY... Luis & I... we're just funny ass HOT b*tc*es (raido edit)
who have mad love..
we laugh way too hard..keep it gangsta when needed...act like a couple of dumbasses..make our lives way more dramatic than they should be..talk way to much sh*t..&&
would be completely lost...
W i T H 0 U T E A C H 0 T H A!!
so pop that lipgloss girls and shake those hips but just remember...
& I'm the one tattooed on his arm! to sum everything up...basically
i'm one of a kind and a breezy you'll probably never forget!
Geeze...It's exhausting being fabulous!!!
Sorry I'm not PERFECT
Sorry I don't give a ...F*ck
Sorry I ain't a diva
Sorry just know what i want
Sorry i'm not a virgin
Sorry i'm not a slut!
I won't let you break me...
THINK WHAT YOU WANT!!!
Christina Aguilera

My Interests

Sport Foxy Lulu!
I SUPPORT THE...

I'd like to meet:

tu madre....

Music:

baby making musicbasically..everything espically if we can SHAKE OUR BOOTY! (Undergound,Pop,OLDIES,R&B,rap,hip hop)

Movies:

PORNmovies that make us laugh, cry, smile, jump, scream and hug eachother

Television:

Hard core pornReality TV! (Law&Order SVU, The Dog Whisper, Dirty Jobs, Intervention,I love NY and Flavor of love are show we can watch all day!)

Books:

Eroticones with pictures :)

Heroes:



I love Tyra!!

My Blog

DEAR GOD,

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can;and wisdom to know the difference. Living one day at a time; Enjoying one moment at a time; Acceptin...
Posted by Alexis on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 12:05:00 PST