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They Call Me The Calamity Man

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About Me

I'm me(Josh). I live in sunny(most of the time) SO. Cal, Im a greaser and im into Rockabilly and classic metal. Im the kind of guy who likes going to a car show just as much as church, yes that means i'm a christian. I like hot rods and anything thats funny. I have an oddball sense of humor, i like stuff like Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Monty Python. Im currenty going to school to be a music and automotive major.want to now more wite me. I Am Bacon Bitts on AIM

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lee Rocker, Slim Jim Phantom, and Brian Setzer! (aka Stray Cats) and Iron Maiden. Kim Nekroman, Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis. I didn't do this to meet anyone in particular, im just doin it for fun. But at the moment i don't have a girlfriend so if i meet someone i wouldn't mind.Up The Irons!****************************************************** ******** The King******************************************************** ******
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?******************************************************** ******Joshua's Random Movie Quote:

'Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine.'

- Rick, Casablanca

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh
Birthday: march 10 1985
Birthplace: SO-Cal
Current Location: in front of the computer
Eye Color: born with blue, but now there green
Hair Color: dark blonde
Height: about 5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish, Irish, mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: my Harley boots
Your Weakness: im guillible
Your Fears: SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese or olive, of course pastrami
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: set a goal, move out, get a new car
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Oi
Thoughts First Waking Up: darn, i liked that dream
Your Best Physical Feature: My hair
Your Bedtime: as soon as i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: when life was simple
Pepsi or Coke: Nestea Rasberry Iced Tea
MacDonalds or Burger King: The Hat
Single or Group Dates: whats a date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I already said..
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: only when im on fire
Do you Swear: to tell the truth, whole truth, and nothing but the truth
Do you Sing: yah in the shower, but i suck at it
Do you Shower Daily: yup, while singing
Have you Been in Love: dont know
Do you want to go to College: Im at Citrus, i dont know if that counts
Do you want to get Married: of course
Do you belive in yourself: I belive i exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really, Riddlers Revenge is the only coaster i cant handle
Do you think you are Attractive: well magnets dont stick..
Are you a Health Freak: health no, freak YES!
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: as long as i dont have to drive in one
Do you play an Instrument: Bass and a little guitar "Just my four strings and me"
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: caffeene
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no, try six months
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: to try and find a job
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes a few times
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, I work at he Downey Civiv Light Opera as a stage hand.
In the past month have you been Dumped: havent had the oportunity
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope, never have
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only someones thunder
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: not to my face
Ever been Beaten up: yes, but i made them regret it.
Ever Shoplifted: im not that strong
How do you want to Die: In my car going 170 mph (like in Vanishing Point)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rock star, Rockabilly star, Hot Rod Legend
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, Australia, Ney York
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: as long as she has eyes
Favourite Hair Color: anything not grey
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: not too tall
Weight: not too skinny, i dont want to seee bones
Best Clothing Style: Im a sucker for rockabilly gals and metal chicks.
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dunno
Number of CDs I own: as manny as the state allows
Number of Piercings: as many as u want
Number of Tattoos: as many as you want, as long as there not on the face. I dont like Tyson
Number of things in my Past I Regret: we all have regrets

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My Blog

Life sux

I try and try to keep positive when things get messy, but latley things just seem to be soooo far down in the pits that theres no point in being optamistic. I keep telling myself "keep on keepin on" a...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 18:08:00 GMT

the 9th Floor

The 9th Floor I stand in awe at this surreal scene Reality fades, what do the doctors mean? We cannot save, this boy is too far gone A Divine touch is needed to live on   Who is this soul, famili...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:21:00 GMT

Song of the Saint

Im headed down the chamber to the axeman's block. I loose controll my, body heaves and I go into shock. I just want to be free. Oh God how can this be?   My crime was minor,the sentance seve...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 11:14:00 GMT

Music survey thing

Hey do this thing and send it back to me please.Pick your favorite band and answer the questions with song names by the band. Even if some don't apply just be creative.Josh:My Artist Choice: Iron Maid...
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 21:09:00 GMT

Send Me an Angel

Do you believe in heaven aboveDo you believe in loveDon't tell me a lieDon't be false or untrueIt all comes back to youOpen fire on my burning heartI've never been lucky in loveMy defences are downA k...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 18:01:00 GMT

Some knowledge from Hagakure

It is a good viewpoint to see the world as a dream. When you have something like a nightmare, you will wake up and tell yourself that it was only a dream. It is said that the world we live in is not a...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 23:12:00 GMT

How I feel.

Dirty Veags - Days Go By You are still a whisper on my lips A feeling at my fingertips That's pulling at my skin You leave me when I'm at my worst Like a feeling as if I've been cursed From the bitt...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 21:59:00 GMT

Dont do drugs, Ozzy said so

Hand of Doom What you gonna doTime's caught up with youNow you wait your turnYou know there's no returnChange your empty rulesYou join the other foolsTurn to something newNow it's killing youFirst it...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 10:39:00 GMT

Stryper - Lady

I see you standin' there, oh so fine I can't believe my eyes girl, I just can't seem to make you mine. No matter how hard I try I've never wanted any one more than you Girl, I'm hopin' that you're wan...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 14:27:00 GMT

Matt's service an an exerpt form the Cal Poly Post

Service for Matthew Myers will be held on Saturday the 15th at St. Johns Episcopal Curch, 4745 N. Wheeler, La Verne at 10am. We will then go to Oak Park Semetary at 4108 Sycamore in Claremont.   ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 23:07:00 GMT