BRYCE

There are so many things that interest me: 1. Seeing everybody hook'n up on Valentines day, well except that "guy who drives the windowless van by playgrounds baiting little kids with a sawed off fishingpole and a POCKET FULL of skittles."2. Midgets, I love those little fuckers, especially the ones that where matching outfits who commit sexual escapades involving donkeys, balloons,strippers, 5 gallon buckets of vasoline w/ foot prints in them, and lawn darts!3.Adventorous expeditions for semi long periods at a time involving activitys like putting on three pairs of depends and a pair of cargo shorts, loading my pockets full of extacy and just flinging poo at a mother fucker thinkig they're the asshole who left me stranded on cloud 69 all alone with no one around, and having that fuck'n song stuck on repeat in my head "when I think about you I touch myself!"4. I also enjoy speeking what I feel and expressing my thaughts and sharing them with others-like this one I dave about " THE ONE PERSON WHO SITS AT HIS HOUSE ONE MINUTE AND THINKS ABOUT HOW HE WAS NOT VERY POPULAR IN HIGHSCHOOL, YOU KNOW AND STARTS TO THINK ABOUT WHO IN HIS CLASS BECAME THAT FAMOUS ACTOR-OR WHO BECAME AN ATHLETE-OR WHO TURNED INTO A ROCKSTAR, AND LEAVES THE HOUSE STILL DWELLING ON THE SUBJECT WALKS INTO THE POST OFFICE AND IS WAITING IN LINE AS HE NOTICES HIS FACE ON {THE TOP TEN MOST WANTED LIST} F.B.I. BILLBOARD." AS HE GAZES AT IT, A SUDDEN FEELING OF RELIEF OVER TAKES HIM AS HE REALIZES AND BLIRTS OUT IN LOUD ASTONISHMENT --- "YES I FINALY FUCK'N MADE MY MARK!" --- I could go on and on but I just wanted to tell you that " THES ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS! "