The story goes like this--Noelle comes to get me. We go to the Mall Of America. We buy beach Barbie. We put random sticky-ness stuff in her hair. We experiment if peanut-butter takes it out. Barbie escapes. She runs to Ken. Ken hates Barbie. Ken is on mine and Noelle's side. Barbie runs to GI Joe, her current boyfriend. GI Joe realized that Barbie is a bi0tch. GI Joe takes out his semi-automatic and makes a run for us. I get a lollypop stuck in my hair. We make a drive for Target. We run to the shampoo section. Barbie is chasing us with her "gang". I need to was the stickyness out of my hair. There's no water. Noelle takes GI Joe to get a bottle of water. Teletubbies come to attack. I tell Noelle to stay low. Teletubbies can't look down, their bellies get in the way. Noelle comes back with the water. I wash my hair. GI Joe and Ken are fighting off all the Barbie peoples. We pick them up. Wash them. We poke the Teletubbies and they laugh. They fall over and roll down the toy aisle. I pick up all the "dead" Barbie people. We make a run for the bomb fire in my backyard. We cremate all the Barbie people. We go back to the Mall, and it starts over agian. We do this 10 times. We meet thousands of Barbie people, hundreds of Teletubbies, some GI Joes, and some Ken's. This shant happen for a while. That's who I want to meet, though. Does it count? Can I add more people? I'll add real people!! Pwetty-pwease? OKAY! Jessie, Dana, Andrew, Jared, Sarah, Mike, uh..yeah. :( My Barbie story is better.