This my MySpace profile. I don't really know why I have one. In any case, it's here and this is the About Me portion of it. I guess I should get on that. Before I try to say too much about myself, let me point out that you shouldn't expect much from me here. If you know me, chances are that you know me better than I do. According to Oscar Wilde, "Only the shallow know themselves." So I guess I should begin with the fact that I am a boy. I was born on this earth and not, according to popular belief, in the Andromeda galaxy. There are few things that I love more than music. Sometimes I am very introverted. Sometimes I go out of my way to interact with people. I love hanging out with my friends, though I can't find a way to phrase that in a way that wouldn't make me sound like a douche bag. I don't really believe in karma, but I still don't like to kill people. I spend many moments of my life in anticipation of things to come. I often have the feeling that there are other, better things that I should be doing at the moment. Sometimes I edit my profile on Myspace (fuck that).
I'd like to think that thoughts are like a definite integral and words are the limit of a Riemann sum as n approaches infinity, and if you understood that, you win.
One of the most flattering things that someone has said to me is "You're pretty skinny, but I don't know if you're skinny enough to dodge vomit."