Hi, my name's Kat. I'm little and feisty, and I have the messiest bedroom in the world.
I am living with some wickedcool people called Nicola, Rhian and Sambo, we spend a lot of time watching Deal or No Deal and drinking copius amounts of tea.
I FRICKING LOVE SPEARMAN, because she is a legend. So is Sarah, they are my getting beyond drunk and causing a scene buddies.
I am originally from a little council estate in Orpington, the notorious Raaaamsden. Home to the infamous Raymond Ballman (see video). His brother Anthony likes to throw rocks and spit on me, but he's a bit of a nutter and bricks his own house, soo..
My mum is amazing, and hilarious. She needs to have her own TV show. "Trina! You'll have the Baileys after you!" My brother is awesome also, especially when we spend shitlong playing Guitar Hero and when he plays guitar along to my mum moaning and I sing along by copying what ever she says. SHIRRRRLEY WHIRRRLLY.
My favourite dinosaur is the Brontosaurus and FUCKOFFITDOESEXIST.
I get bored very easily and I get frustrated if i'm not great at something straight away. I am also phenonemonally (I can't be arsed to spellcheck that) awful at managing my money. I am rubbish at returning peoples calls/emails/messages/comments/things.
LEWISSS makes me smile.
So does Mississippi pizza.
I always go to 2oothpaste, even though it gets gasher every week.. so if you see me poke me and say HIIII and i'll try not to pour Snakebite all over you.
