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President of Geek's Anonymous!!

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About Me

I've come to the realization that I only want to date girls who are Star Wars fans, trekkies, or Twilight Zone enthusiasts. I have a Captain Kirk Uniform and a Jedi Robe to adorn with the girl lucky enough to be part of this cult. I'm done with the stippers, go-go dancers, porn stars, singers and actresses. The most attractive thing to me on a female is an acutely functioning brain. A sense of humor is icing on the cake though. Grace under pressure is what captivates me most. I'm an "Actor." Not because I can act but because of this card that I have that says "Screen Actor's Guild" with my name on it. It allows me to be on certain movies and television shows which the average person without it cannot be. The pay is also surprisingly good with extremely very little work to perform for it. I used to be young, I'm not anymore, therefore I'm not as happy as I used to be because I have seen how cruel people are to others. I can't change it so I act just as mean as the perpetrators that I watched growing up act. I live in New Jersey. I like New Jersey. I like the beaches here. I like the trees too. At the the ones that haven't been plowed over in place of a Wal-Mart. I'm addicted to working out. I sleep in the gym parking lot overnight just so I can be the first one at the gym in the morning. Sometimes, if I'm lucky, I get myself locked in the gym overnight without anyone realizing so I can spend extra time on the treadmill. No, this not true but I do like working out because I'm preparing for a re-match the my ex-girlfriend who almost beat me in arm wrestling before I started at the gym in January 2005. She's toast!! I'm not really interested in many things anymore as I've gotten older I've become bored with most things in life; Myspace not withstanding. The funniest people I've seen on television are Bill Maher and Judge Greg Mathis. When I watch them, I laugh out loud. And not very many people can generate such a response from me. Sports and Science Fiction have taught me more about the world and life's lessons than I could have ever imagined. Triumphs and failures, heroes and villains. They are all a microcosm of the world we live in today. You all should turn off your fashion shows and television gossip and try it one day. If any of you are sports fans, The Yankees and Cowboys are the teams that I have a vested interest in. I write in a diary every night before I go to sleep, since 6th grade I've been doing this. It helps me keep track of all of the adventures that I have experienced in my life. Free MySpace Backgrounds

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I'm addicted to working out!! I sleep in the gym parking lot overnight just so I can be the first one at the gym in the morning. Sometimes, if I'm lucky, I get myself locked in the gym overnight without anyone realizing so I can spend extra time on the treadmill. No, this not true but I do like working out because I'm preparing for a re-match the my ex-girlfriend who almost beat me in arm wrestling before I started at the gym in January 2005. She's toast!!I like Indian women. Many people have asked me why and how but I find them very appealing for a variety of reasons. I'm not really interested in many things anymore as I've gotten older I've become bored with most things in life; Myspace not withstanding. I used to enjoy college and would love to go back so if anyone wants to pay me to `represent' them in class, I will be more than glad to do this, for a fee of course. The funniest people I've seen on television are Bill Maher and Judge Greg Mathis. When I watch them, I laugh out loud. And not very many people can generate such a response from me. Sports and Science Fiction have taught me more about the world and life's lessons than I could have ever imagined. Triumphs and failures, heroes and villains. They are all a microcosm of the world we live in today. You all should turn off your fashion shows and television gossip and try it one day. If any of you are sports fans, The Yankees and Cowboys are the teams that I have a vested interest in. Derek Jeter is one of these heroes that I referred to earlier. A-Rod drives me nuts, is there any way we can gete A. Soriano back? I like keeping track of things, what things? Everthing. I write in a diary every night before I go to sleep, since 6th grade I've been doing this. It's password protected because some unscrupulous women have attempted to gain access to it. Amongst the data stored, every phone number I have ever received from any business, friend, girl or associate. Every day I've been under the weather in my life, every girl I have ever been "intimate" with, every penny that I receive for that calendar year and a whole host of other data that helps me keep ahead of my competition. I really enjoy law though. Police work is very interesting to me as well and if I weren't arrested so many times when I was younger, I would probably be a cop today....haaaaaaaaa...I am serious? hummm

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a brain who's not addicted to any foreign or domestic substance. Someone with pizzazz, spice, spunk, a sense of humor, sense of self, sense of appreciation for nature and not someone who is self-absorbed. Someone who who's not afraid to ride a train, bus, or make a fool out of themselves in public. Someone who can play many roles, intellectual, wild, pacifist, agitator, and compromisor. Someone who knows when to push the envelope and someone to know when enough is enough. Someone who appreciates the value of money and the importance of accumulating wealth. Someone who can counterbalance this with a compassionate demeanor. Someone who realizes that we are all smaller people in a larger world and that our lives are only significant to those around us and to ourselves and that people in outter Mongolia feel their lives are just as important as ours. Someone who doesn't take "no" for an answer when pursuing their desires, dreams, and aspirations. And most importantly, someone who realizes that their brain is the most important part of their body. I'd also like to meet someone who can make meatballs as scrumptious as my friend Jennifer can. She really has a way at making balls taste delicious.

Music:

80's music, Michelle Branch, Lifehouse, Hootie & The Blowfish, Pearl Jam, Live, Babyface, Jodeci, Chopin and AM Radio.

Movies:

Star Wars..I live in a Star Wars world. I believe that everything that happens in my life can be applicable to an event or occurrence in one of the Star Wars movies. I normally don't go to see many movies because I feel that it is a poor opportunity for social interaction which is one thing that I am very good at.

Television:

Law & Order!!!..Law & Order!!!..Law & Order!!!..Great show, great actors, Linus Roache is my hero!! And of course great Craft Services!! A&E Network, Discovery Channel, ESPN, The Weather Channel. Anything that will educate me and make me more intelligent than I am today. If that's possible, considering the wealth of knowledge that I absorbed while I attended FDU and Kean.

Books:

Transfer of Power in India, Slaughterhouse Five, Books relating to the study of deviant behavior and crime.

Heroes:

Anakin

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Posted by President of Geek's Anonymous!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST