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Glen loves Elisha&lt;3

life is like a naked 87 year old woman. it's disgusting, and what the hell are those blue veiny thin

About Me

Hey there my name is Glen and im a level 37 Dungeon Master.
I go to holynames, I'm a nerd, but if you're not a shallow jerk you'll learn to love me.
Im an exotic stallion with eyes you could get lost in, but sry ladies, im taken by the one and only Elisha Bondy♥
I can ride a unicycle.
I watch alot of movies, and listen to alot of music..even a little country haha
I'm a mac user.
I make a mean frenchtoast.
I enjoy a good pair of slacks.
Im going to get married in a volcano.
I like use agendas in unique ways.
I talk to Elisha in my sleep.
Im a Minister.
I eat fire.
I want a pair of green pants.
Iv been known to take it up the poop-shoot on more than one occasion.
I know why dinosaurs are REALY exstinct.
I don't sleep.
My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka.
I cant be the first one to hangup the phone.
Ohh and i almost forgot...professor Linconton is the love of my life♥.
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Elisha Bondy <3

I'd like to meet:

Everyone : )

Music:

I listen and enjoy almost every single genre of music. Reggae, hardcore, punk, metal, indie, and maybe even a couple country songs thanks to Leash Bondage!

Movies:

It all depends who you're watching them with. I'm always down for a good comedy movie. I don't like horror movies much, if I watch a horror movie with you it's not because I want to watch a horror movie. I really dig documentaries also.

Television:

Mythbusters, Daily Planet, Southpark, The Simpsons, 30 days, John Safran vs. God, John Safrans music jamboree, viva la bam, house,

Books:

Your sisters diary.....oh yeah and Calvin and Hobbes for sure. 1984, we, harry potter books obviously!

Heroes:

In one word, Elisha Bondy, well that’s two words, but you get the point! Elisha is the funnest person to be around PERIOD. After a long day of school and co-op she will on occasion surprise me at co-op! For my birthday/Christmas she bought me a sweet checkered scarf and a banana guard. Can you believe it?! a fucking banana guard! I love that thing! We disagree/d about a lot of philosophical topics and the like when we first met but she has changed me for the better in a lot of ways. When it rains we walk home in it, even if it takes like an hour and we’re absolutely drenched when we get home. She keeps me on my toes relationship-wise so I don’t fall into bad habits or continue doing stupid shit. Her smile and extremely cute face could literally bring tears to my eyes, OF JOY! She makes a hell of a magician’s assistant (the best I’ve ever had) and is good at keeping magical secrets! She accepts my geekdom and I am pleased when she likes nerdy Glen (hair to the right from my perspective) rather than “cool Glen” (whoever that is haha). I love when she sings me songs over the phone because I know that she isn’t just singing, she’s still speaking her mind. I love when we have philosophical discussions about life. If there’s an intoxicant to take I want to be with her when we do them. Elisha brings out the best in me, the me that I like and want to share with someone I love, her : ) . My dad even lets her sleep over sometimes but I have to sleep upstairs. That’s no match for us though because we quickly got back together and continued watching ali G! I would have never known that there is a family with 8 kids on channel 36 almost every single hour of every day, I wouldn’t know about the pregnant an if I weren’t for Elisha either! Elisha makes being a boyfriend interesting and fun, unlike people with those passive relationships. She isn’t afraid to say what’s on her mind and even though sometimes it isn’t what I want to hear I still like that she says it. We go on vegetarian adventures for a week or too only to go back to eating meat (but not this time). She makes me want to make moments last forever, like when we’re just hanging out in a field having a picnic, or if we’re just lying together on the couch. If I didn’t have Elisha I wouldn’t have much of a life, I feel like she’s a part of me, and I’m a part of her. Everyone who see’s us probably things the same because we look like brother and sister, so needless to say she’s pretty damn good looking :D and speaking of good looking. I can’t believe how Elisha always thinks she looks crappy even when she looks fucking amazing. Even if she just rolled outta bed she’s the cutest, most beautiful girl ever, and I love her so much. I’ve barely begun to write about all the ways Elisha is cool/fun/ and basically the person I want to be with forever. I can’t imagine living happily without her to make stupid jokes with, cuddle up with, go on adventures with and other things. OH Elisha also enjoys the company of Franchesco and Francess the T-Rex princess. :O She could marry my alter ego’s because she’s a minister in the church of the universe! See how cool Elisha is?? Well if you don’t then you are missing out let me tell you : ). Elisha, you are my best friend and I love you so much. I hope I never have to go without you in my lifetime : )I love you<3