Markus

I sleep during th day and fight crime at night. Also life is like a humping post,you dont wanna hump it but somebdoy has to. Having to much time on your hands means you are most likey doing something stupid like giving money to the WFF to save those damn polar bears, oh and lets not forget those animals that are like "HEY! HEY TAKE ME HOME WITH YOU, DONT DRIVE AWAY FROM ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!!" well thats not what they say but if animals could speak thats what they would say. My only source of getting around town is my sheep wagon. I round a bunch of sheep up and have them pull me around, kinda like a dog sled.....yes we will call it a sheep sled. Sometimes when i look at the sky i see myself say "HIIIII MAAARK", and i just sit there and laugh and say "no one likes you". My life is like fighting a dinosaur or maybe a...........werewolf you can't win cause it will just eat you. This has gone on longer than i thought. Anywho i was walking down the street and i say this guy talking to the sky it was pretty wild. yeah sometimes i have 6 brothers it depends if i feel like saying they are my bros./..... they could be bums i dont know. BTW, this is April 4th so you cause im bored and what not.MAY 4th 2009 1:02 SHIT ok ok so trying to cook a corndog wasnt the greatest of ideas but hey it worked that right everyone i fixed the corndog it is now much faster than before it can shoot faster and reload faster allyou have to do is........ah carp i forgot it will come to me later Ok so anyway there i was sitting on my bed when all of a sudden Ninjas busted in to my house NAKED yes naked luckly for me they were woamn so it was all good but anyway i was like HOLY CRAP whats goin on here they didnt answer oh hahaha i remember waht you need to make the corn dog work better it was Old spice hahaha how could i forget jesus