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Severedwings

I am here for Friends

About Me

I try not to take myself too seriously, so- it is pretty easy for me to find the humor in anything.I teeter on the empty glass-full glass perspective. Optimism is a great way to look at life but, sometimes it is good to have a pessimist pull your head out of the clouds every once and a while.Man screw this, I didnt fill out that survey on the bottom left for nothing! Gawd your so lazy!

My Interests

Drawing (usually just pencil, paint somtimes), World of Warcraft bitches! (lightninghoof), reading,getting tated and pierced, playing pool, drinkin, lisening to music, playing my bass, you know that kinda shit

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone fuck ya!
Artwork by:Luis Royo, Dorian Cleavenger, Boris Vallejo, and others

Music:

Lamb of God (aka Burn the Priest), Skinlab, Otep, Devil Driver, Nothing Face, Bleeding Through, Morbid Angel, Slipknot, Vampire Mooose, Meshuggah, Dimmu Borgir, Mudvayne, Slayer, American Head Charge, Fear Factory, Hatebreed, pretty much all metal: Death, Black, Grind, NU, Heavy, Gore, Speed, you get the idea. So many damn labels now days. Anything that gets my fucking blood flowing!

Movies:

Reqium for a Dream, Brick, Cube 1&2, Event Horizon, CKY's, How High, Fight Club, Saw I and II, Texas Chainsaw Massacre,Machinist, Bum Fight's 1&2, Underworld 1 & 2, any of Eddie Murphy's stand up, American History X, Kill Bill 1&2, House of 1000 corpses, Devils Rejects, The Game, Donnie Darko, Baseket Ball, Ninth Gate, Friday 1;2&3, Shit this list could go on forever...

Television:

Ehh I dont watch much tv, just a shit load of movies. (I fucking despise commercials) glumbert - People Getting Punched Just Before Eating

Books:

Any thing on genetics, psychology, etc. Like Red Queen or Selfish Gene. When I feel like reading fiction, R.A. Salvatore's Drizzit Do'Urden series.

Heroes:

"I contend we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours" -- Stephen Roberts Opie, Anthony, and lil' Jim Norton!-Jim Norton VS Dragon wagon-
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brandon aka: Face-raper
Birthday: March, 31..... why what did you get me?
Birthplace: Pampa, TX.
Current Location: Austin, TX.
Eye Color: switch between Hazel and Green
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish Biotch!
The Shoes You Wore Today: same fucking shoes I wear every day dumbass!
Your Weakness: Chicks in skirts.....fucking skirts ( yeah talking to you Erika)
Your Fears: Tranny's and Clowns
Your Perfect Pizza: Mushrooms and cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: destroy both races and create a mongral race!!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Wh.....what the...where the hell am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: Shit I dont know, you tell me.
Your Bedtime: Depends what do you consider "bedtime"?
Your Most Missed Memory: Kindergarden, That shit was badass cutting and pasting and stuff
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Olive Garden
Single or Group Dates: Wait are you talking about an orgy?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea fucking rocks
Chocolate or Vanilla: "Chocolate or Vanilla" WHAT?! Damn finish your fucking questions!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Goddammit are you fucking with me!
Do you Smoke: Yes, its great. Your never too young to start!
Do you Swear: Have you been fucking listening at all you jackass......no I dont its bad!
Do you Sing: I sang about rapeing your face about 2 min. ago
Do you Shower Daily: Ya, you should to you stinky bitch!
Have you Been in Love: Ya, how do you think I became an alcoholic....oh wait that is just cause I am Irish....nm
Do you want to go to College: Yeah you paying?
Do you want to get Married: I just met you!
Do you belive in yourself: I can, wanna see?
Do you get Motion Sickness: When I am leaving the bar at 2am.
Do you think you are Attractive: Well I dont look like a horses ass or anything.
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Ya, love em' to death.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Fuck ya!
Do you play an Instrument: Ya, electric Bass.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: You tell me, I am too drunk to remember.
In the past month have you Smoked: cigarettes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yulp
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Fuck the mall...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: JESUS FATTY A WHOLE BOX! No, and you need to lay off!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: ya
In the past month have you been Dumped: Is that that wierd sex thing they do in Germany?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Well I am skinny and I have dipped before.....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: WHat the fuck you didnt listen to anything I said huh? you dumb bastard!
Ever been called a Tease: Ya
Ever been Beaten up: Ya, we beat the shit outta eachother. Ahh goodtimes goodtimes...
Ever Shoplifted: Yulp
How do you want to Die: Whats up bitch! You threating me! Ill rape your face motherfucker!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A ninja
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland or Germany
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'3
Weight: 120
Best Clothing Style: Black tank top and pleated black skirt
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: Too goddamn many
Number of Piercings: 4: Eyebrow 14g, Septum 6g, Both ears 00g
Number of Tattoos: 2, two full sleeves
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3,833,432,234,123,563,234,400
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My Blog

HELP ME WIN ZOMG! Brickfish: Ninjar! (submitted for Show Us Your Art 3)

http://www.brickfish.com/Pages/PhotosAlbums/PhotoV... Go and vote for me plz plz plz plz! Or just vote for other ppl lol. This is a contest for a grant to college for $1000, so help a brotha from a no...
Posted by Severedwings on Sat, 03 May 2008 12:39:00 PST

Eternal Element

Go check out my new band Eternal Element! Look in my "top friends" list to listen to us! We will fuck-start heads soon.....very very soon.. So go look and add us if you like it! Or use the link ya la...
Posted by Severedwings on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:01:00 PST

Ehh

Bah! changed my space a bit.......ya..................................... ..........*deep breath in*.......vagina...
Posted by Severedwings on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 05:22:00 PST

FUCK GUITAR CENTER UP ITS STUPID ASS!!

Well, I was thinking......"hmmm maybe I would like to play guitar instead of bass. I will take my stuff down to guitar center and trade it in." Well I go there and look around for a bit...
Posted by Severedwings on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NEED A NEW BAND!!!!

Well looks like my band is "mutually" splitting up. Ya it sucks but shit happens. So if anyone is; or knows a metal band looking for a bass player see if they are interested. info:    ...
Posted by Severedwings on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sorry ladys, I am spoken for...

Erika bought me out from my pimp Tony. She is the fucking best! Extremely hot and has my personality. Basically I get that warm fuzzy feeling when I am with her.Then when we arent together I have a st...
Posted by Severedwings on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My B-day was crazy

Well I know this is a lil' late but I had alot of ppl ask me what happend that night :P So I will just post it, haha. First me and a few friends sat around my house being stupid and drinking (yager sh...
Posted by Severedwings on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dial up can eat deez nutz!

My DSL went down for a week or so. I have been forced to use dial up in the meantime. That shit sucks. Its like not haveing internet at all! Ahhh maybe I am just spoiled! :P Well just letting everyone...
Posted by Severedwings on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy F-ing 21 B-day to me!

My friends plan to kill me, ya its my 21 B-day March 31. They tell me they have that whole day planned out. I am so scared, haha. I am gonna wake up holding the toilet saying "Where the fuck am I? I n...
Posted by Severedwings on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST