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cloutia

i like peas

About Me

most people who know me would probably say im a bit of a self absorbed attention seeking bitch. but they wouldnt say it to my face so i dont care. im 22 and im already the most wikidest old person i know. and da coolest! because i know that im better then everyone else, i feel that its only fair that i point out everyone elses flaws, no matter how big or small, and how they could better them. i dont do this to their face of course, that would hurt their feelings and im not a bitch.i hate, no i LOATHE emos - all kinds! is your slogan "we're too cool to have good posture, eat, be happy, or get any fashion sense of our own -lets cry about it" to the emos, all of you, and god there are so very fucking many of you if your so fucking emo hurry up and die cuz im telling you now, nobody fucking cares and you look fucking ridiculous really buy a mirrorand thats me i suppose, not a whole lot to me really. im just another average superior being i suppose, nothing out of the ordinary here. well i mean, im so desperate to be cool i got a myspace. wot more is there to say. your parents told me you were adopted. thats wot.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: cloutia
Birthday: 23.04.85
Birthplace: perth
Current Location: perth
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 170ish?
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: dunno
The Shoes You Wore Today: white slippers
Your Weakness: anything im able to consume
Your Fears: running out of things to consume
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: have money
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hello
Thoughts First Waking Up: i will do anything for more sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: tha face
Your Bedtime: late if at all
Your Most Missed Memory: i cant remember it, its missing
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: maccas
Single or Group Dates: dates and lame
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: teas too cool for me
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: sif
Do you Sing: constantly
Do you Shower Daily: when i remember
Have you Been in Love: oh yes
Do you want to go to College: not anymore
Do you want to get Married: fuck oath
Do you belive in yourself: dam straight
Do you get Motion Sickness: not when im sober
Do you think you are Attractive: absolutely
Are you a Health Freak: totally, its becoming a real problem
Do you get along with your Parents: when their not being stupid
Do you like Thunderstorms: very much so
Do you play an Instrument: i played ya mum last nite
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: its a possibility
In the past month have you Smoked: its highly likely
In the past month have you been on Drugs: wots drugs?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: dates are lame
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: never
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: saddly, thats a negative
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: eww?
In the past month have you been on Stage: the world is my stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: i took a dump on ya mums chest last nite does that count?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: oh every day without fail
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, yes i have, i am such a badass
Ever been Drunk: not that i can remember
Ever been called a Tease: not with a capital T
Ever been Beaten up: only emotionally
Ever Shoplifted: never
How do you want to Die: pailesslessly and before i turn into a total vegetable
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: mentally functional please
What country would you most like to Visit: yamumgandia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: mine
Favourite Hair Color: mine
Short or Long Hair: longish shortish
Height: tall
Weight: not fat
Best Clothing Style: anything that nobody else is wearing
Number of Drugs I have taken: eleventyseven
Number of CDs I own: own? or have currrently in my possession? not enough
Number of Piercings: 1 in each ear lobe cuz im such a badass
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: getting my tattoo
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My Interests

ya mum. whenever, wherever, whatever, heather, in s sweater. wanna fight about it?

I'd like to meet:

rainbow brite, captain planet, miss mauds adopted ethiopian child malnouriska. thats all - i am extremely popular and in high demand as it is. someone who is as busy as me with being cool and having lots of friends and other stuff that cool people have, doesnt have time for meeting any new people. unless they're coolness factor is atleast like, a 4 out of 5, ATLEAST, which is like never sorry maybe youd be cooler if you like weren't such a fucken loser whatever i dont careYour results:
You are Superman Superman 80% Wonder Woman 80% Robin 80% Iron Man 80% Catwoman 70% Supergirl 65% The Flash 65% Hulk 60% Green Lantern 60% Spider-Man 40% Batman 40% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

Music:

i want a fucken funky song thats got a dirty groove with a bass thats going to bend me over and rape me until im paraplegic so just anything good real good all nite long

Movies:

due to the religious prejudice and bias of this question, i choose not to answer it. that is all. amen.

Television:

proactive infomercials starsigns on access 31 difflucen one ad thats all for now, i have extremely high standards it really does take alot to get my attention, let alone impress me

Books:

trashy magazines, i buy them to look cool, but i keep them for the crosswords. i read road signs alot too, they're always very informative i have a crossword addiction its pretty serious but i can quit whenever i want i just dont want to!

Heroes:

rainbow brite, captain planet, my right big toe, ive stubbed it so many times but still it goes on. now thats determination!