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Teague

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me



I've written several About Me's, none of them have really struck the tone I'd like, so I'll just give up early. Life is short, don't be a dick.
(An About Me with real information can be found here .)
My AIM name is "i eat your emo," so while I can't endorse emo as an aesthetic choice, I do endorse emos as a healthy foodstuff, comparable to Ruffles. I like talking to strangers. Say hi sometime.

My Interests

Music:

I absolutely adore music. I love it, I sing it with a funny voice, I make it, I enjoy it. I take great pleasure in making mix tapes, and picking the perfect band for you that you don't know about yet.
Yeah, I'm one of those assholes.
Mindless Self Indulgence, Nine Inch Nails, Muse, VNV Nation, KMFDM, The Prodigy, Depeche Mode, Team Sleep, Lacuna Coil, Covenant, Gravity Kills, The Birthday Massacre, Switchblade Symphony, Freezepop, Eurythmics, Aphex Twin, D'espairs Ray, Marilyn Manson, Lords of Acid, Aqua, HORSE the band, IAMX, Reggie and the Full Effect, Venus Hum, Paul Oakenfold, Daft Punk, New Order, VAST, Dirty Vegas, Sneaker Pimps, The Toy Box, hellogoodbye, Badmarsh and Shri, Zero 7, 30 Seconds to Mars, She Wants Revenge, MC Chris, 1000 Homo DJ's.
Ben Folds, Ben Folds Five, Imogen Heap, They Might Be Giants, Guster, The Hush Sound, Scatman John, The Presidents of the United States of America, The Counting Crows, Panic! at the Disco, Tegan and Sara, The Postal Service, Michael Buble, Reel Big Fish, Catch 22, MXPX, Weezer, The White Stripes, William shatner, Sublime, Green Day, Tenacious D, Bobby McFerrin, Barenaked Ladies, Billy Joel, Gorrilaz, Harvey Danger, The Hold Steady, Linkin Park, The Pink Matching Shoelaces, The Killers, My Chemical Romance, Liam Lynch, Moxy Fruvous.
Queen, Styx, Boston, Forienger, The Eagles, Journey, REO Speedwagon, Steve Miller Band, Aerosmith, Kansas, Tom Petty.
The Beach Boys, Dion DiMucci, Chuck Berry, GLAD, Wilson Pickett, Odis Redding, Marvin Gaye, James Brown, Patti LaBelle, The Righteous Brothers, Perry Como, Buddy Holly, Bill Haley and the Comets, Forever Plaid, The Tokens, Moulin Rouge.

Movies:

You name it, I've seen it. I really like the films that Charlie Kaufman has written, I'm a big fan of Trey Parker, I like or love all of David Fincher's films, I enjoy the View Askewniverse, and Terry Gilliam. Particular movies that don't fall under that umbrella that I feel strongly about are American History X, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Shawshank Redemption, Monsters Inc., TRON, Raiders of the Lost Ark, A Clockwork Orange, and a few documentaries, like This Film Is Not Yet Rated.

Books:

Social science, religion, philosophy, economics. What have you. I'll generally have one or two novels going at any time, too. Right now Neal Stephenson and Chuck Palahniuk sleep with me.

Heroes:

My sister.

My Blog

Driven.

There have been many, many occasions where I felt like I was ready to write about something that sort of upsets me, and I always decided not to, fearing that I might still be missing some perspective ...
Posted by Teague on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 11:13:00 PST

On hitmen, sock monkeys, and the smackdown.

Yesterday, as Chris and I were standing in a UPS store mailing out one of his reels, a man came in, strode right behind the counter, and was greeted by a plainslothes employee named Maggio, who had ap...
Posted by Teague on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:16:00 PST

i r graduated

This carries on from a post I wrote on my Np2k-sponsored blog that started out detailing interesting problems I had completing the last shot of the movie our class made as a final project. You can rea...
Posted by Teague on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 08:25:00 PST

What if I dont get it?

You know what's weird, sometimes when I hear a cohesive and well crafted effort, I feel proud for the folks behind it. I get that feeling that I want to feel for myself. If you really want to know, no...
Posted by Teague on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:57:00 PST

Musings on My Chemical Adventures

My soul is black, my tears paint trails of my sadness down stone cheeks. Tear ducts raining ashes from my torn, blackened eyelids.Shit. I, uh...I don't know where that came from. Let me start from the...
Posted by Teague on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:33:00 PST

A life lesson.

Part of growing up is learning that you're much more of a shithead than you think you are.
Posted by Teague on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:43:00 PST

The real me, in case you were wondering.

I'm 19, I've been 19 for about five years, and I'm stoked - I haven't aged more than a couple of years this year. The sooner my age catches up to me, the more comfortable I'll be. Chances are you'd ne...
Posted by Teague on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:48:00 PST

New York City is banning the word "nigger." This is wrong.

I just read that New York City has decided to ban all use of the word "nigger," hoping to remove it from common language entirely. I'm pissed off, but before you'll understand my arguments, you need t...
Posted by Teague on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:17:00 PST

This is how I make friends.

I was nervous. I knew things would work out, but couldn't for the life of me guess how; luck was stacked up against the notion "this could be cool" fairly heavily. I trailed behind Sofia and her crew ...
Posted by Teague on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:58:00 PST

Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey Tea.

Today I came home and realized I didn't have any toilet paper, after that time in which it is still a good time to notice you don't have any toilet paper. After cleaning up my situation with my fing...
Posted by Teague on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:23:00 PST