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Bravery is not the absence of fear,
but the mastery of it. -John Berridge
James
I'm a Lover and a Fighter. My kryptonite is HEAT. I love to try new things.I like to put ink on paper. When it comes to bologna, I'm for it. I act dumb, but I'm not at all. Shooting: Great at pool, Okay at guns, Horrible at hoops. I like breasts. Big ones. I don't have a lot of friends, but I have a lot of family members I'm not related to. My life is an action/comedy. I hate running. I have the most AMAZING girlfriend.I tip too much. I prefer snow storms to beaches. Hip-Hop is for rabbits. If it's not rock'n'roll, I can't hear it. Frisbee golf is more fun than you might think. Nate is a Fudd-tompf. I'm really rich, I just can't find my money. Jesus was king long before Elvis. Fish tastes best when raw. Poker? OK. It looks easier on TV. Dane Cook is annoying. I'm a perfectionist 50% of the time. Often I feel like everyone is Against Me! and I am always up for the challenge. Katie is the only one for me... and Gina too.SometimesIjustneedsomespace. I like living on the edge, but I wouldn't build my house on a cliff. If I'm online, I'm probably naked. Not really. I like to win, I often lose. The only thing I've ever stolen was a girlfriend. I tie my shoes once when I buy them, then never again. Pluto will always be a planet to me. From everything bad, comes something good. Like my son. I like Martial's Artwork.
I never liked going to school, now I work at one. I've never said "yes" to drugs. Asian girls wok my world. I'm glad Uncle Sam isn't MY uncle. He's creepy. I wish I had a brother. My favorite shape is the octagon, but STOP signs suck. I was born on The 4th of July. I miss Mitch.If I can get a reaction from you, I will. I look good in purple. Mimes are boring. Men hate glitter! Ladies, don't wear it. Addictions are too expensive. I'm not afraid to die. I take naps. I love memories, good and bad.
TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE TREE. I hate getting dirty. People don't understand me and that's understandable. I can fly!I wish I was taller. I think my parents did the best they could with the kids they were stuck with. When I'm alone, I drive too fast. I like to watch Katie sleep. I wish I made more money. I want to travel the world. I can rip a phonebook in half. My hair grows too fast. I can solve a Rubik's Cube in less than 3 minutes. I just discovered scrapple. I love my son.I think scars on women are sexy. I plan to stay happy from this day to my last. Peacocks "meow" like cats. I don't like team sports. I like girls that like girls. I was a private detective for over a year. If I don't do something perfect, I don't like to be commended. Ducks have the good life. I don't have any regrets and I hope I never will. Boxing:75-15-3 Bruce Lee would kill Chuck Norris, and he did in 1972, The Way of the Dragon.
I don't talk with God as much as I should. I refuse to send mail. I like every food but cantaloupe. I enjoy puking. My favorite subject was math. I used to make fun of Guitar Hero geeks, now I am one. I strive to be different. I like to do card tricks. WW-KZJ!-D? Girls say I smell good. I've had my nose broken four times, twice by the same man. I can rap better than I can wrap. I like to jump out and scare people. I have no secrets. If you have a question, ask me. I am awesome at lying, but more honest than most people you know. All these facts are true. There is only one KZJ! me.
KZJ! is BACK!
God Bless - KZJ!
