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I don't want to get the ball rolling, and start having fun.

I do want to make up a bunch of nicknames for you, then take something remotely funny and overkill it. The bird is the word.
I never found any importance of good hygiene, fuck a shower. Im one hell of a dude-lady.

Get zooped.
http://joel.spolsky.com/zoop/

what? what? In the butt?

Money in the butt. If you don't think that clip is funny, I don't want to be your friend.