Harry "Penalty" England
Harry "The Gaffer" England
Harry "Clive" England
"Ahh man, if I had a jaguar's head, i'd go to the store and be like ROAR can I have some milk please? You know, 'cause cats like milk, and the shop assistant would be like 'Ooh thats why you're so cute,' and she'd ring all her friends and they'd all come down and stroke my soft furry head... and then i'd wag my tail and say "HEY I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS, IM OFF TO SLEEP IN THE TREE, WAKE ME UP WHEN ITS TIME FOR DINNER!"
"Do you know how to climb a tree?"
"No..."
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I NEED A NEW ABOUT ME!
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