My GOD, Crystal Pepsi, and the way of the Jelly Shoe |
I will magically connect Van Halen, Crystal Pepsi, Jelly Shoes, The Budweiser frogs, and other staples of the 80's and 90' to Jesus, God, and the state of America. Before you get your panties in a b...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:54:00 GMT |
My Letter to Santa |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Dear Santa;All I want for Christmas is that my daughter believes in Santa next year. That is allI want. I want to see the light in her eyes when we call NORAD and track Santa. Is th...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 19:08:00 GMT |
My proudest moment. . . (okay for today) |
Hello my fellow ear havers, well I am assuming you have ears because lets face it with what passes for music today I am utterly convinced that the masses have to be deaf!So I can only assume that you ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:19:00 GMT |
My daughter will never know... |
The other day I was in the car with Brianna and a Michael Jackson song came on. I started singing like a fool and dancing behind the wheel. I have mad dancing skillz son!!Any who as I was dancing an...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:40:00 GMT |
My daughters debt.... |
Unless you have been living under a rock you have heard about the 700 billion dollar bail out that passed!! I am not the wisest woman in the world and I will not lie to you I had no clue how to even ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:47:00 GMT |
My fellow Americans |
There are few events in history that shape a nation and its consciousness like those of seven years ago. The are even far fewer events that we all collectively look back upon and ask "Where were you ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:57:00 GMT |
My itchy scratchy bloated depression...... |
Warning reading this blog may cause nausea, heresy squirts and cramping.If your eyes begin to bleed or your tongue begins to swell you are screwed. If your erection lasts more than 4 days please consu...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:01:00 GMT |
My America pt 2 |
Hey every one long time no talkie. I feel like we just are not that close anymore. It saddens me. I miss you, really I do. You don't call anymore, you don't write, don'ttell me the good thing we h...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:44:00 GMT |
My booty is trapped in the closet Pt. 101 |
Well it is official R. "Pervert" Kelly is not guilty as if there was ever any doubt!I mean he was innocent right? He made a tape of himself having sex with an UNDERAGED girl and convinced her to say ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 20:40:00 GMT |
My cell phone... |
Don't go and get all excited I did not buy a cell phone, any one who knows me well knows that I am against owning a cell phone. I know what you guys are going to say "But Heather what about when you ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:40:00 GMT |
