you are going to shit your pants then eat it. |
i see right through to you!!! I think I am going to shave my head then shave my nuts so britney spears can have some hair.,, not my goatie!! sorry brit. enough about that cow. I see right throug...
Posted by james on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:50:00 PST |
ChainSAW bitches!!! |
all you wanna be chainsaws step down and pour that pepsi down your pants and have jeff gordon lick it off your cock. I just got done playing n64 mario 64. I have been playing it since dec 26, 20...
Posted by james on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:07:00 PST |
Santa came out of the closet??? |
christmas just came and went. One thing struck me as odd this year, I waited by my fire place in my jammies (I am in a safe house now, I left antarctica) I made cookies and squeezed out some mil...
Posted by james on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:49:00 PST |
The Solstice in near and so is Wayne!!!! |
im taking a trip in a week to throw wayne off!!! I will be going to antarctica during the winter solstice because that is the day that nostrodomus predicted that wayne would kill me... also wayne is s...
Posted by james on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:13:00 PST |
wayne knows where i am!!!!! i just pissed my pants,, again |
he uses www.phonetrace.org to trace my movements by just knowing my cell phone number, i hardly turn it on now and sometimes to throw him off i travel without it or have someone else travel with the p...
Posted by james on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:26:00 PST |
if the price is right i will abide by your rules |
hey everyone i am scared that wayne is after me!! my pager keeps beeping with his number, i know he is watching me sleep but everytime i wake up he is gone isn't that just dandy. but i know some morni...
Posted by james on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:39:00 PST |
u can't be strong tonight |
im only half as good as you, i am thinking about listening to nine inch nails while in the nude and screaming. I hope that does not offend anyone because that is who I am now days. I am think about mo...
Posted by james on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:46:00 PST |
2012 and beyond |
i am announcing my intentions to run as vice president in the 2012 presidential elections with Bill Kammerer, it will be a challenge i have yet to face. I need everyones support for the next 6 y...
Posted by james on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:21:00 PST |
poem about dancing with abe lincoln |
yo,, me and abe lincoln we went out drinking
when we got done our heads were shrinking
hes got a hole in his brain
and im fucking lame
he takes off his clothes and strikes a pose
i walk up to him, and...
Posted by james on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:02:00 PST |
madonna can lick me all over my goatee |
what is going on madonna is british and now she is black what the hell.. what a dumb bitch, she says money did not help her get the african britian as he will be called. sure mage sure mage,, any way ...
Posted by james on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:51:00 PST |
