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Well lets just put it this way, if everyone got a grade on how great they are i'd get an.....A+ cause i'm awesome! That's right! And you'd probably get an F or something crap like that you poop mouth!
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Name: Cornelius Shanley the third of New hamphshire!
Birthdate: 03/09/1985 BC of course!
Birthplace: Hospital
Current Location: In sligo scrathing my ass and eatting a bugger...i'm a classy guy!
Eye Color: Indigo...is that a colour? Sonuds like a breed of dog
Hair Color: I'm a fucking ging! You fucks don't know what your missin, paleness and frekels!
Piercings: Nope i've got enough holes in my body.
Tatoos: Nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Nope....girls are smelly and boys well.....
Overused Phraze: Come hither and look directly into my anal passage!
FAVORITES
Food: Candy Floss
Candy: Candy Floss
Number: I mean who could have a favourite number it's ridculous...oh 13...unlucky
Color: Candy Floss
Animal: Penguin
Drink: Guinness
Alcohol Drink: White wine spritser
Bagel: Is this question asking me do i like bagels or what to i like in bagels...confusing...
Letter: Again silly question....6
Body Part on Opposite sex: Big toe on left foot!
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Cock
McDonalds or BurgerKing: The king!
Strawberry or Watermelon: Candy Floss
Hot tea or Ice tea: Mr tea! I ain't gettin on no plane fool!
Chocolate or Vanilla Is this a question about prefered race?
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: No they're both crap!
Kiss or Hug: A combination a kug or a hiss! Although i am partial to a hug...most people will agree to that
Dog or Cat: Dog obviously...cats are the reincarnated form of satan walking the earth
Rap or Punk: Jesus there are more genres of music avalable....Metal plaese!
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny shit
Love or Money: Lovely money!
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever i want cause i'm a big boy now i tells ya!
Most Missed Memory: Being able to shit my pants and not havin to worry about it knowing it wasn't my problem...oh and being burped
Best phyiscal feature: My kneecaps....they are fine!
First Thought Waking Up: I knew i should have went to the bathroom before bed!
Goal for this year: To prove that white guys can indeed jump
Best Friends: Ah there's that guy with the funny accent,and that dude with the emo hair and the guy that looks like him and the other dude with the wierd name and the other dude and dudettes
Weakness: Getting killed
Fears: Cotton wool,uneven numbers and small people with perfectly proportional limbs
Heritage: I don't know....
Longest relationship: 3 and a half seconds
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yup
Ever Smoked: yup
Pot: yup yup yup
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been beaten up: yup
Ever beaten someone up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: yup
Ever Skinny Dipped: nope...that image is just wrong even for me!
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Just benny...and anton and bobby and chris and brian and paul and tom tom and naoise and.....nope
Been Dumped Lately: Who would dump a wonderous cunt like me? Ya would? Lies!
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Don't mind
Favorite Hair Color: Don't mind
Short or Long: Don't mind
Height: Don't mind
Style: Alive perferibily
Looks or Personality: Personality of course!
Hot or Cute What does that even mean!
Drugs and Alcohol: Do i like drugs or alcohol in a girl...like inside her?
Muscular or Really Skinny: Cand Floss
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Regrets....nope...i guess i regret not having any regrets
What country do you want to Visit: Outer space!
How do you want to Die: At the hoofs of a murderous goat!
Been to the Mall Lately: Whats a mall...was at tescos yesterday
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh i simply adore them i do!
Get along with your Parents: Yup
Health Freak: Oh ya.......
Do you think your Attractive: Oh horrendously so!
Believe in Yourself: I believe i exist that's about it
Want to go to College: Nope but i here anyway
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Drink: yup
Shower Daily: of course not!
Been in Love: nope
Do you Sing: Like an angel
Want to get Married: Don't have a finger lickin clue
Do you want Children: The thought of havin a mini version of me runnin around is worryin....it should be for you too!
Have your future kids names planned out: Cunt! Imagine "come in cunt your dinners ready!" "Do you have your homework done cunt?" Excellent oh and jesus
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 5
Hate anyone: of course i do!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or -
What metal band are you?
Dissection
You are Dissection! You really detest the idea of organized religion, and speak out against it in your music. Your music rules, but your character is questionable. Your core member was arrested and convicted of murder, which really hurt your reputation. When he gets out, your band shall return!
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Psychopathic Killer
You have no sense of remorse. You show kindness only to your pet rabbit...until you brutally slaughter it with a steel-toed boot.
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Evil Doll #4
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