HOLA LIDS. MY NAMES DANIELLE RUFFELL (LIKE THE SHIT CHOCOLATE BAR BUT YOU SAY IT LIKE IT RHYMES) BUT I ANSWER TO DAN, TRUFF, TRUFFLE, WAFFLE, TART..ETCI AM STUDYING BUSINESS STUDIES AT JOHN MOORES BUT AM CURRENTLY ON A 12 MONTH PLACEMENT FOR A CONSTRUCTION COMPANY, YES IM A BRICKYLIKES - SHOES, BIG ONES, CARS (MAN HEAD) MY PALS, LOTS, SUNDAY MORNING, RICARDO VILLALOBOS, EATING OUT WITH MY MAIN SQUEEZE LISA, IBIZA SUNSETS, IBIZA SUNRISES, DRUNKEN TELETEXTS, QUOTING THINGS, BANTER, NANS, LAMB, BIG BAGS, NICE SMELLS, THE SMELL OF MEN, OASIS, DUREX PLAY (NOT THE TINGLE ONE), GWENS HOME MADE CHIPS, ROSE, DANCING UNTIL YOUR ALL PUFFED OUT AND NOT BEING ARSED IF YOU'VE BEEN OUT FOR 13 HOURS YOU HAVE WIPED YOUR FACE WITH A DEODORANT WIPE REMOVING ALL THE SWEAT AFTER YOUR PALS HAVE DONE THEIR PITS WITH IT AND YOU'VE PAID ABOUT A GRAND FOR CHILD'S SIZE BOTTLE OF WATER, MAROON 5, GETTING YOUR HAIR WASHED BY THE HAIRDRESSER, THE SMELL OF PETROL, SITTING ON SUNSET STRIP WITH ONES YOU HEART, CRANBERRY SAUCE, BEING A TIT, MY TEETH, NICE EYEBROWS, MULTI CONVOS, SWIMMING WITH DOLPHINS, SPINNING (QUEER ME), AND MUSIC, LOTS OF MUSIC.DISLIKES - SPIDERS, BAD EYEBROWS THERES JUST NO EXCUSES FOR THEM, MY PATH WHEN ITS DARK, DOG POO, THE DARK IN GENERAL, LIARS, WHEN YOUR HAIR GOES WEST WHEN ITS TOO HOT IN THE BARFLY (WORTH IT THOUGH), PUBLIC TOILETS ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE HAD A NUMBER TWO, WHEN YOUR FEET HURT OFF LOVELY HIGH SHOES, PATRONISING PEOPLE, HELMETS, BEING POOED ON - BY PEOPLE AND BIRDS, BBQ SAUCE UNLESS ITS FROM THE PACKET STEAMER, FAT ON MEAT, SHARKS, SHELL FISH, HELMETS AND LIARS.AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST BIG LOVE TO OUR GWENXX"THE CANDID, FORTH-RIGHT, AND INTIMATE FRIENDSHIPS OF FOUR WOMEN; THE UNIQUENESS AND IMPORTANCE OF THESE FRIENDSHIPS; THE HEARTBREAKS, HOPES, LONELINESS AND TRIUMPHS OF BEING SINGLE; AND THE WAY IN WHICH WE ILLUSTRATE THE LOVE FOR OUR HOME, NEW YORK CITY." SARAH JESSICA PARKER."DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME YOU KISSED HIM? THAT MOMENT THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING?"The Top BirdThe Office Clerks arch nemesis. Like the aforementioned clerk, the Top not only enjoys the same ravishing looks but also possesses a very rare component found in any young female; a personality. Sound, with-it, switched-on and host to a mad-cap sense of humour its a personality to match the best of them.Like your humble narrator the Top Bird possesses the enviable skill of being able to chat absolute nonsense to absolutely anyone, a fine characteristic. AKA Little Miss Finger-on-the-Pulse, trendy, hospitable, considerate and totally off-da-fuckin-hook, man! A mild-drinker at heart; the Top Bird can often be found wandering aisle-to-aisle at a snails pace with an elderly relative, such is the kind heart of this appealing young woman...
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