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About Me

i'm not one of those people who decides whether the glass is half full or half empty, i just say "give me a sip, i'm freaking thirsty". i love H2O!

My Blog

channel surfing

 MTV should change their name.  i don't care what they call themselves, but it is false advertisement to call it MTV.  that name is reserved for something great.  the channel that now hosts the logo h...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:40:00 GMT

The Decline

"Where are all the stupid people from?  And how'd they get to be so dumb? Bred on purple mountain ranges.  Feed amber waves of grains to lesser human beings, zero feelings.  Blame it on the human natu...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:11:00 GMT

"Someone just spewed next to the bushes"

Still waiting on my brain to catch up to me from the 'Raging Bull' (aka Kristi).  Little bits and pieces are starting to come to me...when i put them all together i will let you know.
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:03:00 GMT

Exhaustion

you forget what words like that mean until they really take you over.  they are forgotten until you run terminal to terminal with your shoes in your hands and no food in your belly.  when i got to the...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:35:00 GMT

sometimes I wish I had a red pen

Everyone pay attention:"I" is a pronoun used as a subject"Myself" is a pronoun used as a subject "Me" is a pronoun used as an object.  That means that something has to be done to you to be able to use...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 12:36:00 GMT

christmas joy (i love ren and stempy just as well)

turkey in a boxcommemorative leela eye patchwarm brownies with pecans inside...mmmmmmm!!!unicorns and rainbowsmore chaos in the worldand, and, and,..........ummmmoh yeah!an all inclusive "how to learn...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:04:00 GMT

HOORAY FOR GREEN WEEK!

NBC said that its green week this week.  This week alone will save the planet from the horrible anthropogenic global warming.  PHEW.  I am so happy we have a television network that wil...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 17:58:00 GMT

hunger...STARVATION! or is it just gas?

There is a rumbly in my tumbly.  My fingers typing fumbly.  A Ben Folds song is stuck in my head and I dont feel like going on with the rhyme I may or may not have had in the first place.&nb...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 20:32:00 GMT

tony danza is my father

it was my birthday recently.  i turned thirty.  jefferson airplane once said you can't trust anyone over thirty.  good thing i have been lying for twenty two years already.  i didn...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 19:02:00 GMT