About Me

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Alan Johnson in his own world.
I've had the privilege of opening up shows for a wide array of artists, including: Method Man, Bubba Sparxxx, Clipse, The Neptunes, Digital Underground, Smilez & SouthStarr, Earth Wind & Fire, etc.
I'm the proud father of a beautiful 4 year old girl. She is my world, and I would do anything to make my daughter happy. My interests include reading, writing (poetry, stories, songs), drawing, cartooning, animation, producing, and making music. I'm not your average human being. In fact, I don't even know if I'm human.

Learn Where Human Beings Come From in this 30 Minute Video:

This evidence fits both scientific, and biblical research.
I've spent my whole life researching the ancient astronaut theory, and this video puts it all into perspective for any wondering minds.- Alan
A I M: iDoubLeTrbL
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Member Since: 9/27/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/illnemesis001
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Name: Alan Johnson

Age: 24

Status: Womanizer

Orientation: Straight

Hometown: Madison, WI

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

Smoke/Drink: No / Yes

Children: Proud Daddy

Education: Genius

^ My handwriting.

Influences: My grandfather, Raymond. [RIP]

My beautiful daughter, Tiana.

And anyone who believes that family always comes first, no matter what. We as human beings need to understand how irreplaceable loyalty is in these modern times. Family is the only influence worth having in this lifetime. We must go out of our way to keep it intact.

Cartoon Short By Alan Johnson
Sounds Like: My girlfriend ^
George Carlin is more like a
philosopher than a comedian.
Record Label: Huge Fam
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

George Carlin on Religion [Still a Personal Favorite]

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Posted by ILL NEMESIS (Alan Johnson) on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 05:40:00 PST

Video Blog: Men, Women, & Friendship

"Men, Women, & Friendship" ...
Posted by ILL NEMESIS (Alan Johnson) on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:43:00 PST

69 Questions with I DoubLe...

69 Questions I Guarantee You've Never Answered:1. Would you bang your neighbor?Well, apparently one of my neighbors is dating this girl at my job. And she is extremely hot; like model fine. I wo...
Posted by ILL NEMESIS (Alan Johnson) on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:05:00 PST

... Life Trips Me Out ...

Life trips me out. Every single day, something happens that completely trips me the fuck out. I think by putting myself in the mind state that nothing can surprise me anymore, suddenly everything surp...
Posted by ILL NEMESIS (Alan Johnson) on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:52:00 PST

Theres Always a Catch...

Life goes on, doesn't it? Yes, it does. Indeed.Things are going better, but something is decidedly missing. I've found some really good company, and for that I'm thankful. But I'm a little financially...
Posted by ILL NEMESIS (Alan Johnson) on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 05:44:00 PST

My Story

MY STORY.Hi, my name is: Alan Robert Johnsonbut you can call me: Mr. Johnson, ILL, or I Double.Never in my life have I: Accepted the word of others...
Posted by ILL NEMESIS (Alan Johnson) on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:21:00 PST

The Truth: Psychological Psychobabble

A tree gets planted somewhere, by someone. Over time, it slowly peeks it's head out to the world surrounding it, but underneath the ground it's roots are growing doubly. Over seasons the tree will cha...
Posted by ILL NEMESIS (Alan Johnson) on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:33:00 PST

75 Questions with I DoubLe

75 Random QuestionsDo you have any pets?All my pets are deceased, except one. Danger is still alive (that I know of) and living at a farm.What color shirt are you wearing?I'm not wearing a shirt *rand...
Posted by ILL NEMESIS (Alan Johnson) on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 09:21:00 PST

Honesty Between Sexes...

I'm hungry. Anyone else hungry? I am.I have a fucking rash on my arm, and I have no idea what it's from. It's pissing me off because I never get rashes. Ever. I'm wondering if it's a stress rash. When...
Posted by ILL NEMESIS (Alan Johnson) on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:41:00 PST

Words Of Debatable Wisdom

Did you know you are living out a movie that you wrote somewhere a long, long time ago? There are certain variables to the equation in terms of minor occurrences, but the main building blocks are deep...
Posted by ILL NEMESIS (Alan Johnson) on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:02:00 PST