THIS IS MY THIRD MYSPACE, AS THE EVIL SYSTEM HAS DELETED ME TWICE!! BUT, I WILL PREVAIL!!! MYMOMMY WILL CONTINUE MAKING THEM FOR ME, AS I HAVE TRAINED HER WELL. DARN IT DARN IT!! ANYWAYS.....I'M SEVEN YEARS OLD AND MY MOMMY ADOPTED ME FROM A FRIGGIN PET STORE!! I GUESS SHE THINKS SHE OWNS ME CAUSE SHE'S CONSTANTLY TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, WHEN TO POO, AND WHEN IT'S TIME FOR BED!!! IT'S FRIGGIN CRAP! BEFORE I WORKED MY MAGIC ON HER SHE WAS CONSUMED BY ANOTHER BIRD WHO VISCIOUSLY ATTACKED HER (I LAUGHED MY LITTLE BOOTY OFF). SO BEING THE STUD THAT I AM, I ATTRACTED HER BROTHER'S ATTENTION, WHICH LED HER TO ME. SHE WAS WONOVER BY MY CUTE TOOSH AND COOL MULLET!! I ALSO WORKED MY CHARM ON HER BY HOPPING AROUND ON THE FLOOR IN CIRCLES AND SHE FRIGGIN FELL IN LOVE WITH ME. NOW, I GOTTA TWO UNCLES AND AN AUNTIE! MY AUNTIE THINKS IT'S STUPID THAT I HAVE A MYSPACE, BUT I THINK SHE'S JUST JEALOUS,AND ONE OF MY UNCLES IS CONVICED I AM SMARTER THAN MY MOMMY (NO WONDER HE'S MY FAVORITE). FAVORITE THINGS I LIKE TO DO THAT GET ME ATTENTION AROUND HERE ARE BOSSING THE CAT'S AROUND THE HOUSE, AND CHASING THEM OFF FURNITURE, AND TEASING THE DOG THTA RUNS AROUND HERE. I'VE EVEN TRAINED MY MOMMY TO TAKE ME TO STARBUCK'S EVERY MORNING TO BUY ME WHIP CREAM, AND I EVEN LEARNED HOW TO TAKE MONEY OUT OF HER WALLET. I HAVE FANS EVERYWHERE I GO. FROM STARBUCK'S BARISTA'S TO MY MOMMY'S FRIENDS. I SIGN AUTOGRAPHS ON THURSDAYS, AND AM CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR A LITTLE HOTTIE TO SPEND MY LIFE WITH.