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kapilano

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MY NAME IS KAPI! AND THERE IS A 24 HOUR PARTY IN MY PANTS!
I live in Pompei Italy with my 20+ children (the reason i say 20 is because i can't count past 20), my 48 wives, and 62 girlfriends. It is also true that i am bi and i have 72 husbands. For the most part, i think they're attracted to me because im a 7'6" bodybuilder and i have eadible chocolate skin. Every fortnight my rather large family and i would spend quality time at the scientology church watching John Travolta levitate like a loser. Despite my outgoing and social nature, i have found the time to have a high level of education earning bachelors in dental science, commerce, business law, and accounting. My current occupation includes being a doctor on weekday mornings, a lawyer in the afternoons, and a male escort by night. With these 3 highly sort after jobs, it is no wonder why i earn over $250k annually. I am here to find more women and men to add to my collection of spouses, and if i'm lucky maybe even my collection of offsprings.
I enjoy many things. I enjoy swinging my tennis racquetaround like a jedi from star wars and hitting balls, especially that of the male variety.
I believe that my one talent i possess other than sleeping, and tennis is watching tv. I'm ableto watch countless hours of tv everything from cartoons, to hot bitches on catwalks, all the while being able to get it on like a rabbit with multiple people.
My current favourite food is chicken sandwiches, this is due to the beef being so boring. Milk is also a good savoury of mine.
I am featured in the book "The Longest Memory" written by Fred D'Aguiar in which i play theforbidden love interest of Lydia, the daughter of my white master who runs the plantation inVirginia. I ofcourse being the slave that i was, was not allowed to read nor write as it wasbelieved that reading gave me knowledge that would do no good in a world where black peoplewere discriminated upon, it was also believed that it would fill my head with ideas that thereis more to the world than the plantation thus giving me preconceived ideas to run away.
well this is actually Justin because Kapi is not capable of understanding the concept ofmyspace, because he is technologically challenged just like a vegetable. But this is his account and he uses it so pop in a say g'day.
thank you very much for your attention.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Roger Federer (under my blanket) YOUR FATHER BUT IF WORSE COMES TO WORSE I'LL SETTLE FOR YOUR MOTHER

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