Joke of the Month-May 2006 |
A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "T...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 20:28:00 GMT |
Joke of the month-April 2006 |
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 09:07:00 GMT |
WOW! |
There comes a time in every persons life where they realize it's time to grow up and no matter how responsable you thought you were, you realize you aren't responsable enough.
About 2 weeks ago i got ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:51:00 GMT |
Joke of the Month-March 2006 |
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.
"What are you doi...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 16:32:00 GMT |
Joke of the Month-Febuary 2006 |
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 18:50:00 GMT |
Joke of the Month-January 2006 |
This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100.
The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your h...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 17:46:00 GMT |
My Letter to Santa Claus |
Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Amanda's Christmas party. It was Mike who spiked the punch with too much egg nog. I can't help it if I drank 6 glasses....
Posted by on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 19:41:00 GMT |
Jarhead-Movie Review |
Jarhead... well, this movie was by far the best war movie i've ever seen, and it made me want to sign up for the marines. My girlfriend said no though... so that sucks
but "I want the pink mist"...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 16:30:00 GMT |
Some dumb survey for boredoms sake |
1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?Yes
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?eat something till i was out of spoons... duh
3. What kind of music did you listen to i...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 16:03:00 GMT |
Joke of the month- November 2005 |
An elderly man finds he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 20:32:00 GMT |
